The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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Frostee

You get a sheep.

I insert Skyrim.

Turkey

you get aids

i dont insert

Ari

you get a permanent community-wide ba-- oh.

I insert pistolkid.

Frostee

You get Plunger.

I insert Ravanger.

Corocan

You get manhandled.

I insert the cure for cancer.

KingArthur

You get a terminal cancer

I insert my penis

Mr. Pink

You get AIDs

I insert 10,000 pennies, one at a time
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Corocan

You get a chest-full of change.


I insert a jellybean.

Mr. Pink

Congratulations, you jammed up the machine. You get a bill for the repair costs.

I shove a filthy, used hypodermic needle into the coin slot.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Ari

You get a colour image of what your life will be in ten years, including but not limited to long-term use of dirty hypodermic needles.

I insert Frosty. (Also the machine can't break, but if it could, his fat ass would break it.)

Frostee

You get a little child, who has seen better days.

I insert Yorty

Ari

You receive a hardened Chechen criminal.

I insert a bowtie.

Mr. Pink

You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Ragolution


jaik

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Spades_Neil

Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.

bohi

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.

I insert what I just said



you get spiderman


I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S

Mr. Pink

Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Mr. Pink on 03-12-2011
You recieve a fancy tuxedo, ready for a black-tie event.

I insert the Russian constitution.

You receive a derailed thread.

* Mr. Pink shrugs.
It fits...
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


ZainMenloe

Quote from: bohi on 06-12-2011
Quote from: Spades_Neil on 06-12-2011

You receive a derailed thread.

I insert what I just said



you get spiderman


I insert a my fine potion from skyrim: A.I.D.S

You get poisoned.

I insert an enchanted Flaming Claymore.

Blaze232

You get lol Courier in the middle of dragon battle

I insert hurr-durr

Mr. Pink

You recieve Herp-Derp.

I insert KingArthur's penis.
I wish for a pinball machine full of Cannabis.


Spades_Neil

You receive KingArthur's sword... Oh, wait a minute.

I insert the corpse of some poor bitch who tried to walk up to the Enclave's doorstep to sell girlscout cookies.

ZainMenloe

You get a box of bloody, month old girl scout cookies.

I insert G-Man!

Gonztah

You receieve a Gay Man.

I insert lollipops.

Blaze232

You receive a pedophile!

I insert ossumfaec