The Vending machine game!

[OrangeReal]

You get a knife.

I insert Willy Wanka.

[Dark Angel]

You get his secret chocolate made out of humans (EPIC MOVIE)

I insert S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mutant Hunter book

[lolKieck]

You get S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Human Hunter book.

I insert a high-five. WAZZAP !

[OrangeReal]

You got a low-five. PAZZAW

I insert the Zone.

[Alex]

You go blind.

I shove in my big........fat.......hairy......juicy.......................................toe.

[Aviator]

The machine cuts it off and your penis shrinks down to 1/4th of an inch.

I insert my vending machine.

[Tunddruff]

the game

Insert Child Porn.

[Aviator]

IP gets tracked and you are raided by S.W.A.T., after apprehension you spend sixty years in jail and lose all of your stuff when you get out.

I insert my gumball machine.

[keyfoot]

you get back a japanese underwear dispensing machine

i insert a naked asian man

[Aviator]

you get pee flavored coke

i insert three fiddy

[keyfoot]

you get the lockness monster

i insert squaids

[Dark Angel]

You get aids!

I inser my proxy server.

[keyfoot]

You get back anal mayhem

i insert your mom

[OrangeReal]

You get a troll.

I insert a troll.

[Dark Angel]

You get his mom!

I insert Little Elf

[jaik]

You get Silverknight

I insert an ecologist application.

[Dragon]

You get an Ecologist.

I insert some icing before shouting out that i lost my icing then screaming out yabba alot.

[Zstan]

You get sawed in half.

I insert Azathoth.

[keyfoot]

you get back htohtaza

i insert your penis

[Fluffy]

You get Failure

I insert Gunz.... GUNZ!

[keyfoot]

i get back a laggy game

i insert a mermaid

[OrangeReal]

You get a manmaid

I insert the Zone.

[keyfoot]

you get zombified

i insert your penis

[OrangeReal]

You get your penis.

I insert RED

[Dark Angel]

You get pink!

I insert a lipstick.