The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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Radek

You get's lots and lots of fire.

I insert wow.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

Strelok Holmes

You get a cup of hot water and a used tampon. TEA TIME ANYONE!?

*Inserts coin*


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

Dragon

You get A soda.
*Inserts vending machine itself into the machine*
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Zero

You get a toilet

I insert Time


Strelok Holmes

You get a TIME PARADOX!

I insert headcrabs..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

Dragon

I burst out and zombify you.

I insert an Ubercharge.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Strelok Holmes

A heavy's chaingun pops out and shoots you in the face!

In former Soviet Russia, coin inserts you!


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

Dragon


You get A me.
Because it spat me back out.

I insert a bucket of paint.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

Fluffy

You get paint splatter around your entire house

I insert a trophy.

Strelok Holmes

You get mauled by a grizzly

I insert lesbian porn...


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

deluxulous

You get a slap from a Catholic nun.

I insert internet.

Mangoman

you get a virus

I insert Somalia

Fluffy

Soviet Russia gets you.

I insert ZOMBAHS!

Tunddruff

you get riden by a jocket


Insert Garry Newman

lolKieck

You get a bugged SRP.

I insert LUL.
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Strelok Holmes

You get a ceiling cat

I insert Steam..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

Tunddruff

You get Compresses Steam (Water)

I insert Silver's Father (Gold Paladin)

Alex

You get his:





I insert nothing

Goose

You get

Insert Sharpie marker
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


Alex

You get high.

Rosie O'Donnel

Goose

You get Fat old ladie with Downs syndorme

Insert Shitty speakers
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


Strelok Holmes

You get this.. (sorry for the small image)



I insert Ozzy Osbourne...


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

Fluffy

You get a crazy old man who can't talk, but can scream "AIE AIE AIE!"

I insert 100 Lockpicks.

Strelok Holmes

You end up with 100 broken lockpicks

I insert Dick Cheney..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

lolKieck

You get Cheney Dick.

I insert a bukkit.
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