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The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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You get's lots and lots of fire.

I insert wow.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

You get a cup of hot water and a used tampon. TEA TIME ANYONE!?

*Inserts coin*


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

You get A soda.
*Inserts vending machine itself into the machine*
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

You get a toilet

I insert Time


You get a TIME PARADOX!

I insert headcrabs..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

I burst out and zombify you.

I insert an Ubercharge.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

A heavy's chaingun pops out and shoots you in the face!

In former Soviet Russia, coin inserts you!


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive


You get A me.
Because it spat me back out.

I insert a bucket of paint.
"Is it just me, or have peoples' hands been growing out of their asses lately?"

You get paint splatter around your entire house

I insert a trophy.

You get mauled by a grizzly

I insert lesbian porn...


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

You get a slap from a Catholic nun.

I insert internet.

you get a virus

I insert Somalia

Soviet Russia gets you.

I insert ZOMBAHS!

you get riden by a jocket


Insert Garry Newman

You get a bugged SRP.

I insert LUL.
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You get a ceiling cat

I insert Steam..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

You get Compresses Steam (Water)

I insert Silver's Father (Gold Paladin)

You get his:





I insert nothing

You get

Insert Sharpie marker
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


You get high.

Rosie O'Donnel

You get Fat old ladie with Downs syndorme

Insert Shitty speakers
~"Victory isn't sweet, Victory is the absence of the taste of fear and stench of death"


You get this.. (sorry for the small image)



I insert Ozzy Osbourne...


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

You get a crazy old man who can't talk, but can scream "AIE AIE AIE!"

I insert 100 Lockpicks.

You end up with 100 broken lockpicks

I insert Dick Cheney..


Crussaria=Wiglaf Grimshaw(Grimshaw of the Iron Hand), The Corpse Brigade:Alive

You get Cheney Dick.

I insert a bukkit.
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