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The Vending machine game!

Started by Ari, 16-09-2009

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So, one person inserts anything into a vending machine, and the next person decides what comes out. Then that person inserts something else into it.

Example: I insert a coin.
-next person-
You get advanced prostate cancer.

I insert a cat.

et cetera.


I'll start.

I insert an awesomeface.

You get diabetes

I insert a Major Fluffy.


Kostya 'Spade' Lutsky - Exp. Loner - ALIVE
Nikolai 'Sparrow' Skavaski - Exp. Bandit - ALIVE
Falcon - Exp. Merc - ALIVE
Savage - Bloodsucker - ALIVE
Konrad 'Owl' Prutsky - Trader - ALIVE
William Evans - Scientist (R&D) - ALIVE

You get a pissed off black man.

I insert 4chan.

You get a flamewar

I insert My Soul


You get back Hell.

I insert pie.


Kostya 'Spade' Lutsky - Exp. Loner - ALIVE
Nikolai 'Sparrow' Skavaski - Exp. Bandit - ALIVE
Falcon - Exp. Merc - ALIVE
Savage - Bloodsucker - ALIVE
Konrad 'Owl' Prutsky - Trader - ALIVE
William Evans - Scientist (R&D) - ALIVE

I get pie to eat xD

I insert Murloc Spys who are sapping the vending machine


You get back a pissed Murloc Pyro who kills you

I insert Steam
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

You get space kitty that eatz your face

I insert Waffelz

You get a pissed off bird (o.O)

I insert a president
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


You recieve bad economy

I insert vending machine


You get a nail in the face.

i insert my penis *i know where this will go...*

You recieve Nothing, but fire and impaled penis

I insert HGN


You get E-Drama.

I insert Gandalf saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!".

You get a Balrog.

I insert a Paper.


You get a tree.

I insert Gollum
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude diquised as another dude!"

The myth says that Radek has two arms, the myth also says that the devil has two arms. Coincidence? I think not.


You get  Gimli.

I insert a Pizza.


You get KFC.

I insert a gay book.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

You get a gay friend.

I insert a dog.


you get a gay cat

i insert Alex Mercer


You get your balls chopped off by Alex Mercer.

I insert a Jonas Brother CD Album.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

**The Jonas Brother's CD pops back out decapitating you.

You get a headless you!

I insert Strelok.

You get Strelok's blood cause he can't fit.

I insert my computer.
SRP
Arthur 'Night' Hutchinson - ALIVE
Anne 'Savior' Gerris - ALIVE
Coroner - ALIVE
'Crazed' - ALIVE

You get a lot copied CD games.

I insert my keyboard.


You get a key back.
I insert Awasomness.
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

I get DarkAngels Charackter Sakura Akeike

i put in a Rose