The corrupt a wish game!

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, you get an idea an idea as you're about to get hit by a train.

I wish upon a star.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, it shoots at you.

I wish for all races to co-exist properly.

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, beastiality becomes a norm.

I wish the guy who played Edward Cullen would die in some ironic way, like, allergy to garlic or, exposure to UV rays which burnt him alive.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, This Wish cant be coruppted cause Everyone Here hates him, He gets burned to death by a Garlic Sun

I wish for some cool Ice-tea

[Silence)]

Granted, but there is a severed finger in it



    I wish for a present      (today is my birthday !)

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, you get a dick in a box.

I wish for a dick in a box.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, You get a Box in a Dick

[lolKieck]

Granteed, You get a Box in a Dick

FAIL. You must make a wish too !
Granted, you fail horribly this time.

[Bl★ck Star]

Oh, Forgot to add wish

I wish for Winter D:

[Predu]

Granted, the world will be fucked up by another blizzard.

I wish for a good non-overheating computer

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed, Your room starts Overheating.

I wish for some more Ice cooled Ice Tea D:

[Goose]

Granted but its frozen solid

I wish I had*Dramatic pause* A....... Duck pet, because Geese are awesomer then ducks then i can beat him :D

[RG4ORDR]

Granted but its a cat

I wish for Skynet to be real

[Monkeyfisker]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted in any possible, or impossible way.

[RG4ORDR]

Granted that wish can't come true be original retard

I wish for Skynet to come alive

[Bl★ck Star]

Granted, It Rapes you with Terminator Robots

I wish for a Hot chick here in Spain (somehow everyone is Ugly as hell)

[Nargotah]

Granted, but she's already married to Cthulu, who then destroys and mindrapes all of Spain.


I wish I was in an endless void.

[Dark Scar]

Granted, but you run out of food and water and die.



I wish I could turn plastic into gold.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, your dick is turned into gold as so is your man boobs, they both way you down, it makes it extremely hard to move now, you always have a boner, and you cannot ejaculate.

I wish I could have said that in more detail.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you vomit after putting all the details.

I WISH I GOT DAT COMBAT ARMER IN FO2.

[Snowblinded]

Your wish is granted, but as you walk up to where it lays on the floor, a random exploding event kills you, and corrupts your save file.


I wish that you get herpes.

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, but I got them from you. <3

I wish there was a new STD.

[lolKieck]

Granted, you look for it in a dumpster and you find a condom.

I WANT DAT GODDAMN COMBAT ARMER AND SOME GOOD WEAPONS IN FO2 DAMMIT.

[Silence)]

Granted but the armour turns out to be the worst.And you can't find ammo for the weapons

I wish for .....CHOCOLATE PIE <;3

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, it flies directly at your face and hits you, exploding and ushering in a new age of comedy.

I wish for everyone's wishes to be my wishes.