The corrupt a wish game!

Started by ISPYUDIE, 18-07-2009

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~Ness~

He c0m3s b@ck @$ a tr0ll.

deluxulous

I wish I wasn't hungry ATM.

Nines

Granted, but now  you have food poisoning.
I wish I could play assassins creed right now.

ISPYUDIE

Granted but your games console f*cks up half way through

I wish I had a chocolate bar right now




Radek

Granted but the Chocolate Mutants then eats you

I wish i had a submarine..
Tom About Mili interigation
|HGN-STSR| Tom: "Ill keep an eye out for OMEGA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!"      "Damn right you will!" *Pours vodka on you and lights you on fire*    "IN HELL!"

itsjustguy

Granted, but it has a leak and you die.

I wish i had a YELLOW Submarine
"Where ground is soft most often grows, arise! Arise! Arouse! A rose!...a rosy rose ?

Eggtart

Granted, but a squid comes and squirts it with ink, turning it BLACK (<--- Black)

I wish I was a billionaire





Afromana

Granted, all metal around you becomes money and the building eventually falls down opon you and kills you (SoC ftw)

I wish I was friends with everyone! (HUGZ)

ISPYUDIE

Granted, but with no enemies there are no friends anymore.

I wish for a pet turtle




Eggtart

Granted, but it gets rabies and attacks you. :-(

I wish for a pack of tic-tacs





ISPYUDIE

Granted the delivery god eated them on the way

I wish for a world without corrupted wishes




Tea

Grante- SCREW YOU

I wish for a zombie apocolypse so i can get my kill on.


Eggtart

Granted but your zombified mother eats you. (I WENT THERE!)

I wish GLaDOS was Still Alive





Tea

Granted but she releases the deadly neurotoxins and says the cake is a lie

I wish i could stop time


Eggtart

Granted but you age and die and the world is frozen forever.

I wish I was a poisoned eggtart





Tea

Granted, but instead of poisoned you have aids and die a slow painfull death. (ASS AIDS)

I wish i was god


Eggtart

Granted, but Satan beats you up and takes over heaven.

I wish I was dead. (not seriously, rofl)





Tea

Granted, but your a zombie ( THE IRONY, IT STINGS!)

I wish i had a golden thumb


Eggtart

Granted, but a jewellery tycoon steals it in your sleep and sells it.

I wish I was not in existence





itsjustguy

Granted, but the physical laws break, causing a destruction of all things from matter or not.

I wish I cant get a bad side to the wish i made earlier.
"Where ground is soft most often grows, arise! Arise! Arouse! A rose!...a rosy rose ?

Eggtart

Granted, but all future wishes have bad sides to them.

I wish furfags would crawl up in a corner and die. (You cannot even combat that, it is so good.)





Silver Knight

Before they die, they RAPE YOU !

I wish l4d didnt suck

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Assassinator

Quote from: Eggtart on 19-07-2009
Granted, but it gets rabies and attacks you. :-(

I wish for a pack of tic-tacs

Can reptiles get rabies?

Granted but you get something different and completely useless.

I wish STALKER server had more mutants.

ISPYUDIE

Granted, everyone is now a mutant and your a lone stalker with barely any ammo.

I wish I was a admin on STALKER server




Dark Angel

Granted. You become Minge Admin who's hated by everyone and has no power.

I wish i would have more money so i can shop more.