The corrupt a wish game!

[Akira]

Granted but now everybody else will start to make wishes like that.

I wish Half-Life Episode 3 would be available tomorrow.

[Bl★ck Star]

Granted but it has the graphic of Discworld (Discworld only needs 4 mb ram and no graphic xD)

[klp4]

I wish that Assassin's creed 2 would get released tomorrow.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but someone hacks their files and puts a virus into every game copy

[nofearkid]

No wish.

I wish...

[klp4]

you wish that my wish becomes true! ^^
lol

[nofearkid]

Well what's your wish then noob?

I wish people would start actually wishing.

[Akira]

Granted but they cannot get corrupted anymore. (Win)

I wish we take over HGN now while Silver is away.

[KillSlim]

Granted but you get perma'd when he comes back, and banished to /u/ of 4Chan.

I wish Swine flu would go away. For good.

[nofearkid]

Granted. But then we get afflicted by air flu.

I wish HGN wasn't gay.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, can't be gay if it doesn't exist.

I wish I knew what I was going to do today...

[Bl★ck Star]

Granteed but then you decide to do something else

I wish i would get my new notebook and Batlleforge Today

[Assassinator]

Granted but Murlocs come and take your notebook and destroy your computer.

I wish for the update to come out.

[klp4]

Granted but you're the only one that can't play it.

I wish for a awesome Stalker movie.

[Dark Angel]

Granted but it's already created in 1979 By Aleksaner Trakovsky.


I wish i wished something to wish while wish which i wished would be wished again and then re wished as wish can't be wished before i wish that the wish which was wished by the wisher who was wished by me when i wished to be wisher and wish would be wished by the wishlord to wish something to wish.

[Radek]

Granted... You dissapear in to thin air.

I wish The new REd vs blue episode would come out today!

[Dark Angel]

Wait what?


I wish i would become the best tr0ll!

[Assassinator]

Granted, it's already happened.

I wish for FN2000' every time I spawn.

[Akira]

Granted but world_spawn gets you and your char is fucked up.

I wish that I know why a random bottle just popped up in my room. I never bought or used a bottle like that. WHAT THE FUCK

[MatroK]

A bottle shows in your room, but it is a smashed molotov cocktail.

I wish that Duke Nukem Forever would hurry and release already.

[Radek]

Granted but you get this http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/748-Duke-Nukem-Forever

I wish I would get my pay check today..

[klp4]

Granted but they screw you and only give you 1 dollar.

I wish the new S.T.A.L.K.E.R game would be released..

[Zero]

Granted but your computer breaks and all your money burns in a hellish fire that comes from nowhere preventing you from playing it

I wish my computer would stay fixed

[Rhyom Guther]

Granted yet a hobo will steal it.

I wish I earned somthing that I would like and which I could refund everywhere and earn again from any person yet they are indistructible... (Hehehehe)

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted but I uhhh.... DAMN YOU

A wish is always corruptible........

Granted but I fire you into space so you can't get back to receive it so I get it instead HA!

I wish I created the most epic forum game in the whole world and that it could never die out or get locked