The corrupt a wish game!

[Ping-Pong]

Granted, o' young Cutch, thy mother never died, but in return, you lost your sense of humor.

I wish my dad wasn't black.

[lolKieck]

Granted, he's a ginger.

I wish to wish like 19YOL for more alternativeness for my cat.

[Steven :D]

You get your helicopter, only to find out you don't have auths to use it.

I wish for a better laptop

[Overwatch]

You get your laptop. But the internet became highly illegal.


I wish I didn't just get sucked into the fucking Pony craze.

[Machinimercenary]

Granted, but with no ponies you sink into a deep depression and attempt suicde with a spoon.


I wish I had a pet bloodsucker :D

[Overwatch]

Granted, but with no ponies you sink into a deep depression and attempt suicde with a spoon.


I wish I had a pet bloodsucker :D

Granted but it kills every new friend you make.


I wish the world didn't have spoons.

[Machinimercenary]

Granted, but this created all around world hunger because people could not eat ceral with forks :p


I wish the faction name DUTY didn't sound so rediculas.

[Spades_Neil]

rediculas.

Granted, due to your poor spelling it is now spelled DOOTY.

I wish Steven understood the concept of a next page, so he'd stop accidentally skipping people.

[mxh24]

Granted, but he skips you O.o

I wish for a mustang gt 2011 converdable for my second car :D

[CC]

Granted, but he skips you O.o

I wish for a mustang gt 2011 converdable for my second car :D

Granted, but it has no wheels or motor!

I wish I had more vacation time.

[Smirnoff]

Granted, but it has no wheels or motor!

I wish I had more vacation time.

Granted, you now dont have ajob.

I wish I had a copy of skyrim in my hands right now.

[Machinimercenary]

You get it but as soon as you put it in it crashes your computer.


I wish I had a condom.

[Ket]

You get your condom.
It brakes before your done.
Congratz!
You have found :
Babies


I wish more people would join StalkerRp and stop being so serious and have some fun from time to time. ( Impossible wish)

[Knife_cz]

Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.

I wish to visit Moscow.

[Iam333]

Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.

I wish to visit Moscow.

Your car broke on the way and you ended up in Ukraine.

I want to kill the demons.

[Frostee]

Granted people join the server as it is full every day and you cant join anymore,and they arent serious anymore-they are VERY serious now.

I wish to visit Moscow.

Your car broke on the way and you ended up in Ukraine.

I want to kill the demons.

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[Spades_Neil]

Wish not properly formatted, thus wasted.

I wish politicians actually gave a shit about us.

[whyku]

Granted: They send you a box of shit

I wish people will stop being mean to me! :D

[Szenti]

Granted: People won't be mean to you. They will hate you.

I wish to be even more professional.

[Caso]

Granted: You are a professional, but you become a liability to the government. Soon after you're a professional, they executed you on the spot.

I wish to create the funniest joke in the whole universe.

[Iam333]

Granted, but nobody heard it. And you cant stop laughing.

I want to perfectly speak English.

[Spades_Neil]

Granted, it's old English, and no one understands what the fuck you're saying.

I wish being an admin wasn't so stressful.

[Caso]

Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you

I wish Origami wasn't so complicated

[jaik]

Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you

thanks a lot

[Caso]

Granted: You become like Jake and be a full time asshole to everyone who so much breath on you

thanks a lot

I love you too Jake C: