The corrupt a wish game!

[lolKieck]

Granted they all go into coma because of fresh air.

I'd like to punch somebody in their jewels.

[Linxiekins]

Granted, but then you get dick cancer and your wiener falls off.

I wish for a box of nerds.

[Turkey]

granted. But they're gay.

[lolKieck]

granted. But they're gay.

Learn to play.

[Dragon]

You are doing it wrong.


I wish for a boxfort.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but you get 2 boxforts :O

I want to see another dimension where i am more awesome than i am now.

[Paintcheck]

Your mind cannot handle the extra dimension and your head explodes.

I wish XSI was more supported in the moding community so people would stop writing all their tutorials for 3dsmax so I would have to do a lot less trial and error to figure things out.

[Tom]

Granted. But Your Computer catches a deadly Porn virus, and all your icons get changed to Dildos, and the Desktop and screen saver becomes hardcore gay furry porn with tentacle rape monsters. And one your computer finally breaks and dies, you have nightmares about it for the rest of your days.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

[Linxiekins]

Granted, but all future wishes will be.

I wish Akayla had never been PK'd

[Frostee]

Granted, but you will be PK'd in exchange

I wish people would be on SRP and HL2 RP equally

[Turkey]

Granted. Game over. lock thread

[Knife_cz]

Granted,your wish is super-corrupted.

I wish to meet Gabe Newell.

[lolKieck]

Granted, he  makes you fat.

I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.

[Knife_cz]

Granted, he  makes you fat.

I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.

Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?

[lolKieck]

Granted, he  makes you fat.

I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.

Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?

To his burger farm.

[Knife_cz]

Granted, he  makes you fat.

I wish Turkey would get out of this thread. Sadly it won't happen.

Wait,how can he make me fat?like...he leads me to McDonald?

To his burger farm.

Ok then :D also continue of game:

Granted,Turkey leaves for 1 second and then continues posting on this thread.

I wish to be best in math.

[Alkaline]

Wish granted, but your head is bigger than a hot air balloon

I wish for a hairbrush

[Blake.H]

Granted but it doubles as gabe newels buttplug

I wish for world peace.

[Alkaline]

Granted, but everyone starves to death

I wish for nothing

[Silver Knight]

Your parents die, your house is destroyed along with all your possessions.

I wish for EA to die.

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but valve dies as well

I wish my N key worked.

[Blake.H]

Granted, but all your other keys stop working.

I wish silver would give me a reach around.

[Alkaline]

Granted, But he rips you're dick off

I wish for a cup

[WOLVERINES!!!]

Granted but its a portal to hell.

I wish my computer could run orange box source engine better.

[Knife_cz]

Granted,but its too fast so it warms up and creates new sun,aka you killed everyone in this galaxy by your PC.

I wish to be unbanned.