The corrupt a wish game!

[eroticduck]

he posts it but not on these forums

i wish I could be rich

[darkzerxx]

granted, your richer than a hobo but poor than a black low class family with 4 kids.

I wish I could fly!!!

[Silence)]

Granted,But you lose all your money to buy the plane ticket.

I wish...I could see through walls.

[eroticduck]

Granted, but Exile will ban you for wallhacking.

I wish I could have more clothes.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.

Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME

[eroticduck]

Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.

Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME

Yeah, but your computer can't run it!!!

I wish I could marry Mark. :O

[Aresty]

Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.

I wish to die.

[Yorty]

Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.

I wish to die.

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish to have a pencil.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but the same day they stop being the coolest s**t.

Wish I could get to 10k at Bulletstorm demo. DAMN THIS GAME IS AWESOME

Yeah, but your computer can't run it!!!

I wish I could marry Mark. :O

I have got a PS3.

[eroticduck]

You broke the game D:

Granted, but you don't know how to write.

I wish to be famous.

[Aresty]

Granted, but then he turns out to be gay and leaves you.

I wish to die.

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish to have a pencil.

Granted, but Joker pulls the pencil trick on you.

I wish to be rich without dying/being in coma/or any terrible thing to me.

[eroticduck]

Granted, but everyone excluding you dies so you are alone with your money :(

I wish I could have a kid.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, you and him die at childbirth.

I wish all my threads were as successful as this (Almost 2 years or so and it's still active/stickied :D)

[jaik]

Granted, but your posts and threads get removed a second after you post them.

I wish I would've never posted here.

[Yorty]

Granted, but it causes a time paradox due to my post and the universe ceases to exist.

I wish for a bottle of water... I sort of want a bottle of water.

[lolKieck]

Granted, but somehow it had cyanide in it, and you die.

I don't know what should I wish.

[ISPYUDIE]

Granted, I take advantage of your indecision and make you a emo furry.

I wish I was amazing at everything.

[andrewhatesyou]

Granted, but then everything is gone.

I wish I pooped  out a chicken.

[Turkey]

Granted but it's a turkey.
(Was that a combo breaker? ~Tom)

[Tom]

Granted you wish you had aids and you die

I wish I where an Oscar maier Wiener. That is truly what I'd like to beeeeee

[Turkey]

Granted, But somehow your not.

I wish I was banned for one hour at this post, With a witty little remark at the bottom in red text. Like a one liner "And he pecked his last seed that day"

[lolKieck]

Granted, you gobble gobble yourself to death.

I wish that people could actually post in this game properly.

[RG4ORDR]

Granted but people can't post right

I wish for a bag or oreos

[lolKieck]

Granted, the bag is actually a ballsack of somebody.

I want to want (lol so Dark Angel, but I can't think of anything new).

[RG4ORDR]

Granted Think of your own ideas dumbass

I wish for a box of nerds