The corrupt a wish game!

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but you got banned from HGN, and got your ADMIN status removed.

I wish for snork to be a pet! :3

[Cutch]

Granted, but snork betrays you and rapes you with its gasmask tube.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you get nothing!

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

You died instantly you asked that.

I wish Steam wasn't a pain in the ass to make a damn server.

[Zero]

Granted, its so easy a cave man can do it, but then cave man kills you

I wish for better Steam UI to be even better

[Dark Angel]

Granted your computer can't run it now.

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

You choke to death.

I wish for a wish and that wish for a fish.

[Goose]

You get a cow for no reason whatso ever

i wishfor a block of cheese the size of manhattan

[Zero]

Granted, but it pops up over the Ocean and it spoils, So saaad

I want to want

[jaik]

You can't do that.

I want to go on my CP now.

[Dark Angel]

Granted ..... wait you don't have a CP?

I want to want!

[jaik]

Granted.

I want a coin.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but the coin was 10x bigger and heavier than you and falls on top of you.

I wish for a good title.

[sebala]

Granted, but this title is the best of ,,the most worst titles evar"

I want a HUUUGE!

[Silver Knight]

Granted but you hug a fat woman who attempts to kiss you, you reject her and she beats you on the head, takes you to her house, ties you up and puts you in her basement. Your then her sex slave for the next ten years until a local neighboor notices that she has several children, they inspect the place and find you.

I wish Fluffy would admit he likes fur.

[Zero]

Granted, he admits it, but then hes so fanatical about it, he creates chemicals to make everyone furry just like him, he then spreads it across the world, and everyone is now furry...

I want to want to want to want to want... wait... Ah hell I wish I had some brainwashing ability....

[KingArthur]

Granted but you brain wash yourself and then sit there looking at a wall for the rest of your life

I wish I could have my own death star.

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but someone destroyed it by using the force.

I wish to be king of the world :3

[lolKieck]

Granted, your king of Mars.

I wish to make my CoP multi work.

[OrangeReal]

( I thought it was already working? )
Granted, but your ping is so high that you couldn't play it.

I wish for something to do.

[Dark Angel]

Granted you are poking CNG and CNG is beating you everytime you poke him!

I want to want!

[OrangeReal]

Granted, but you want to give $100.

I wish for COLORS

[Steven :D]

Granted, you recieve a rave party

I Wish for an ingame exosuit

[Dark Angel]

Granted it's just a picture of EXO

I want to want!

[Steven :D]

Granted, you recieve a WANTED Poster of yourself with a bounty on your head of 1,000,000 RU

I Wish for Imortality!