Quotes Thread !!!!!!

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Smirnoff

Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
"|HGN| G-Man: Dont know what loli is, but i'd lie if I said I havn't seen some of that hentai stuff."

lolKieck

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
In Poland, we got 2KC, for your hangover needs!
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Paintcheck

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.

Aspirin. And while you are drinking drink a fuck ton of water. You won't be hungover. Whenever I drink before I go to bed afterward I always try to down about a quart or so of water and I've never had a hangover.

Rebel6609

Madface: Only Military can have standard grade Tanktop/Bra+Shirt and boyshorts.
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: Damn straight
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: Infact
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: http://shoeblogs.com/wordpress/images/ukrainian_army1.jpg
|HGN-STSA| Rebel: This is your new uniform


<22:23:04> "Puffles": gofuckyourselfaggot
<22:25:12> You were banned for 5 hours from the server by "Cole" (For trolling)
Never in my life have I ever had to endure 9 yearolds calling me a banana picker, and then get banned afterwards for doing nothing wrong.
Promising Young admins.

Ralazo

Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

Smirnoff

What exactly would I gain from lying?

If I truly meant what I said, why would I tell a lie to invalidate it the next day?
"|HGN| G-Man: Dont know what loli is, but i'd lie if I said I havn't seen some of that hentai stuff."

andrewhatesyou

Quote from: Ralazo on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

When people use the excuse "I was so fucking wasted" thats when you know they weren't wasted.

STALKER RP
Lt.Ivan Kutz-ALIVE-Military
Vladimir Kutz-ALIVE-Merc
FALLOUT RP
John Serio-ALIVE-Senior Initiate

Ragolution

Quote from: andrewhatesyou on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Ralazo on 01-07-2011
Quote from: Smirnoff on 30-06-2011
Oshi-
You can disregard my bad attempt at drama, I dont remember writing it apart from fragments but I do remember I was extremly drunk.
On top of that, any tips on headache pills are welcome.
Your grammar and spelling was quite good for a "extremely" drunk person.

When people use the excuse "I was so fucking wasted" thats when you know they weren't wasted.

I'm twelve. Herp derp look at me raging then pretending I was drunk.

RG4ORDR

Quote from: Paintcheck on 16-05-2011
Quote from: RG4
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: Fucking hell
Jedi Knight Revan-RG4: ALL of those were putting are hands in our pants to keep them warm

0.o
Ya know when it 56 degree and the wind is blowing and it's raining at football practice there's nothing else todo
er

Maxi96203

|HGN| ComradeBritish: Everyone is white in fallout.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Not my character "Hannah Montana"
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow, seriously?
|HGN| Zee Captain: Black male
|HGN| Zee Captain: I forget what he looks like
|HGN| Zee Captain: but
|HGN| Zee Captain: :d
|HGN| ComradeBritish: HAHAHA!
|HGN| Zee Captain: I think he had a fro
|HGN| Zee Captain: I forget
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Some REAL fucked up hair
|HGN| Zee Captain: and mutton chops
|HGN| Zee Captain: I would play him while listening to Hannah Montana songs
|HGN| Zee Captain: and I played until I couldn't take it
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Wow.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Everytime I killed someone I'd go "It's the best of both worlds, honey."
|HGN| Zee Captain: *honkey
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Jesus.
|HGN| ComradeBritish: You're ruined the gaem for me now.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Lol
|HGN| Zee Captain: Problem?
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Yes.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Hannah Montana-Best Of Both Worlds
|HGN| Zee Captain: This but sang by a black man with mutton chops
|HGN| Zee Captain: and a southern accent
|HGN| Zee Captain: In a post apocalyptic wasteland
|HGN| ComradeBritish: Oh god why.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Err'y shew err'y color
|HGN| ComradeBritish: You are officaly the coolest guy on the internet.
|HGN| Zee Captain: Glad you realized it
ASSHOLE DESCRIPTION FOR PREMIUM™ HGN™ SUBSCRIBERS™ ONLY

Duranblackraven

i lik de buttery biscuit base: My thoughts in a nutshell
i lik de buttery biscuit base: -
i lik de buttery biscuit base: That.
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): A hyphen.
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): ASTONISHING.
i lik de buttery biscuit base: =D
|HGN-STSA|DuranBlackraven(SW): THIS REQUIRES A NOBEL PRIZE!

Steven :D

Quote(/) [OOC] Sldr. Yuri Maskov: /me flips on the stunstic, and sticks it in your gaping vagina.


Steven :D

Quote(/) [OOC] Ivan Findor: Get back here Joker!
(/) [OOC] Ivan Findor: You guys are dead give me your shit


Dug

#838
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: ;s
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Is it wrong to have sex with kobolds?
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: LOL
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: He wants to have sex with giant rats
|HGN-Dir|Last.Exile: ;s
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: Qouted.


|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: Also Rav said he wants your ass.
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: Lemme guess
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: Female char?
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: nuuuu
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: male on male
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: WHOA
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: HELL YES
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: RAV GET IN HERE
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: QOUTED
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: NO PROB BRUH
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: I'm 13 anyways
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: Trollolololol
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: Rav likes the young ones
|HGN| ßĮâźēř232: xD


|HGN| Rarr: Hey Dug can i have a Turret System around The NC base so I can go pew pew on Bandits? PLOX=-Jokes
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: You can haz Ravs penis.
|HGN| Rarr: wOO HOO
|HGN| Rarr: I love y ou dug
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: Qouted.
|HGN| Rarr: Sending that to rov next time he is on
|HGN| Rarr: Wait what
|HGN| Rarr: FUCK YOU
|HGN-STSV| Dug - No more auths: lololololol

Knife_cz

#839
-Dark Scar playing Bioshock 2-mission as little sister-

0:27 - Dark Scar: Stfu fag
0:27 - {PIG} Knife_cz: :3
0:28 - Dark Scar: Because of the Little sister is a druggie
0:28 - Dark Scar: Everythings made to look nice and friendly
0:28 - {PIG} Knife_cz: XD
0:28 - Dark Scar: But the people look like fucking Pedophiles
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Lol
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Little sister is on LSD :D
0:29 - Dark Scar: XD
0:29 - Dark Scar: Acid
0:29 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Oh god OH GOD XDD
0:30 - Dark Scar: Can get over how loud the footsteps are
0:30 - Dark Scar: Its like
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN :D?
0:30 - Dark Scar: Yea
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Damn,gotta play that game only to see that :3
0:30 - Dark Scar: Big daddys got nutin on her
0:30 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Little big daddy xD
0:31 - Dark Scar: Lol
0:31 - {PIG} Knife_cz: That a damn Big Sister :D
0:31 - Dark Scar: Blood is Rose pettles
0:31 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Really :D?
0:31 - Dark Scar: Yea
0:31 - Dark Scar: Its fucked
0:32 - Dark Scar: I cant hear any foot steps now
0:32 - Dark Scar: lol
0:32 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Lol,she went to take a shit while you werent looking :3
0:32 - Dark Scar: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
0:32 - Dark Scar: I picked up some money
0:33 - Dark Scar: And all of a sudden it changes back to the normal world
0:33 - Dark Scar: Theres this Splicer in this cell and goes
0:33 - {PIG} Knife_cz: Oh god
0:33 - Dark Scar: alright you little brat, GET OVER HE- *Changes back to fag world*
0:33 - Dark Scar: He turns into some butler and goes and sits down
0:34 - Dark Scar: I was like, da hell?

So many :Ds in this chat


Duranblackraven

Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: ugh, fucking ricers.. http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/973/661/2430330001_large.jpg they ruined that car. That body kit isn't even for the same manufacturer!
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): .................
RoboDozer: Thermite is the only cure.
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): I hereby declare Exterminatus on the abomination that is that car.
RoboDozer: It /WAS/ one of these http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/2214/81/5532540001_large.jpg but then they put half a Suzuki body kit on it

Steven :D

#841
Slendermang: tyeah yeha
Slendermang: sometimes i masturbate to gay porn
Slendermang: ya kno
Slendermang: wait fuck wrong chat
Slendermang: shit
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D: quoted on hgn quot thead
Slendermang: fuck plz dont



Comradebritish

Wow, just... Epic fail.
Suspiciously cheesy man sighted on east pier at 9pm.

Ragolution

hahah ha ha ahhh haha

andrewhatesyou

Quote from: Steven :D on 08-07-2011
Slendermang: tyeah yeha
Slendermang: sometimes i masturbate to gay porn
Slendermang: ya kno
Slendermang: wait fuck wrong chat
Slendermang: shit
|HGN-GVC| Steven :D: quoted on hgn quot thead
Slendermang: fuck plz dont

Fake and gay.

STALKER RP
Lt.Ivan Kutz-ALIVE-Military
Vladimir Kutz-ALIVE-Merc
FALLOUT RP
John Serio-ALIVE-Senior Initiate

Frostee

QuoteSaturday, July 09, 2011
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Thought you were going to Japan >_>
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Posted on the forums
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: "Leaving to go to Japan for a month on 9/7/2011 (July 9th, 2011)"
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Yeah
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Today is the 9th...
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Wait.
9:43 PM - |HGN|OrangeReal: Fuck
9:43 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: LOL

Khorn

Just got a private message.


Titled: FORP

Quote from: HeroicN7 on 09-07-2011
Do I have to have Fallout 1 to roleplay?

Turkey

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Dude
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: My
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Little Pony
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Is so
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: penis
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: is
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Wierd
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: small
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: i know
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: wut
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: YOU
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: HEARD
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: NOTHING
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: Im watching first ep
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: and
9:33 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: its wierd
9:33 PM - |HGN| I say: wtf
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: Qutoes thread
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: of you
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: watching my little pony
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: NO
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: haha
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: FOR THE LOVE
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: NO
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: I
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: WILL
9:34 PM - |HGN| I say: yes.
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: RAPE YOU
9:34 PM - |HGN| FrostyFrosty: You better no put dat on teh quotes thread

Duranblackraven

Never tell your password to anyone.
RoboDozer: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3035/slide_3035_44435_large.jpg ...rofl
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): ...I laughed.
RoboDozer: "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PROSTATE EXAM! HEEEEEEEERE COMES THE CHOOCHOO!!" ...god if a doctor said that to me I'd donkey-kick him in the teeth
|HGN-STSV|DuranBlackraven(SW): XD

lolKieck

02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: btw
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: viva la revolucion fgt
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: betty boom will wipe yo ass
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Fuck you fagget.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: I never lost at dis game fool
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: neva
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Betty boom will suck my dick.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: arent you homo
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: So will juanito.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: wat
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Rav don care.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: youre not monopenis ?
02:13 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: As long as he gets it sucked.
02:13 - |HGN| Kieck: youre doublepenored ?
02:14 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: I have 3.
02:14 - |HGN-STSA|Rδvanδger ไท: Father three pieces?
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: waaaat
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: that goes to quotes thread
02:14 - |HGN| Kieck: nice joke btw

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