Quotes Thread !!!!!!

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jaik

Limpy: A black jewish guy walks into a bar.
'Troll': A jewgroid?
Limpy: Yeah man
Sldr. Ivan Sokov [OOC]: Sup
Limpy: So this Jewgroid rides into the bar with his stolen  bycycle.
S-Sldr. Nikolai Lishvic: Wait. Wouldn't he haggle for the bicycle
'Troll': Then he will ask for it to be auschfixed, reich?
'Troll': Anne Frankly, I believe that's amusing.
S-Sldr. Nikolai Lishvic [LOOC]: LOL
Limpy: Anne frankly I don't care.
'
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Bl★ck Star

|HGN-Dir| ℛukia ♥: Jan calm down
|HGN-Dir| ℛukia ♥: Your always in trorll mode



Lucky Pig

Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

jaik

Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

your just stupid
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Bl★ck Star

Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?


Lucky Pig

Quote from: Jake on 03-04-2013
Quote from: Lucky Pig on 03-04-2013
Don't you just love it how he never says "you're" ?

your just stupid

Lent23

Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

lolKieck

Quote from: Lent23 on 04-04-2013
Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more
im amazed you didnt put in an "xD" there
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Maxi96203

Quote from: lolKieck on 05-04-2013
Quote from: Lent23 on 04-04-2013
Lt.Col. Levi Fox Krillen [OOC]: military needs to be robbed, not fair how much you got
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: In your own words, let me tell you.
Lt. Sasha Zolnerowich [OOC]: J-Sgt. Lilly Fox Raka [LOOC]: cry more
im amazed you didnt put in an "xD" there

i'm surprised he didn't put any OOC threats about agroprom.
ASSHOLE DESCRIPTION FOR PREMIUM™ HGN™ SUBSCRIBERS™ ONLY

Thanatos

If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]

Meanwhile outside of Leshiy's door.

Adam 'Sporadic' Dominika - Alive | Squirrel - Alive | Jordan Redmond - Alive | Njal - MIA | Bowie - MIA

lolKieck

Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]
military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth
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Lent23

Quote from: lolKieck on 09-04-2013
Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]
military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth
Except Othello was in Venice, Italy, and the fight was over Cyprus. Also, Othello the character was North African.
"Mommy, when is Daddy coming home?"
"Here, Alex.. Daddy sent us a package.. The soldier told us that it.. might be a while until Daddy's done with his service. Don't worry, you'll see him soon, Alex.."
"He's always gone! I never get to see him!"

Lucky Pig

Quote from: Lent23 on 09-04-2013
Quote from: lolKieck on 09-04-2013
Quote from: Thanatos on 08-04-2013
If you want to read Othello by Shakespeare and don't want the spoilers of the book, don't read this.

[spoiler]Brandon Lent: My next military character will be black.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: http://www.lordalford.com/10grade/european/othello/othello.jpg
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: FUCK
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NO
Brandon Lent: He'll look like this.
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHY
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: WHT
Brandon Lent: :3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: NOT OTHELLO
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: SPOILERS IN 3
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 2
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 1
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: 0
Brandon Lent: he dies
|HGN-STTO| Thanatos: HE SMOTHERS HIS WIFE AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF.
Brandon Lent: wow
Brandon Lent: thanks
Brandon Lent: faggot
[/spoiler]
military shall be scotland
I'll be its Macbeth
Except Othello was in Venice, Italy, and the fight was over Cyprus. Also, Othello the character was North African.


Bl★ck Star

|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: me and you
Gaming Screen: /me shoots himself in the dick


lolKieck

Quote from: Bl★ck Star on 14-04-2013
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602112_502604893128100_2035129833_n.jpg
|HGN-Dir| Ireheart: me and you
Gaming Screen: /me shoots himself in the dick

I knew it
silver is a chocolate cracker
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jaik

this shall not die
my favourite thread in hgn

this person is a she and she also was a donator at SRP maybe some of you remember her.


Quote8:56 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: i made a kitchen
8:57 PM - DeV: good
8:57 PM - DeV: thats where you belong
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: WTF
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: lmao that was clever
Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Vortigoat

Quote from: Jake on 01-07-2013
this shall not die
my favourite thread in hgn

this person is a she and she also was a donator at SRP maybe some of you remember her.


Quote8:56 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: i made a kitchen
8:57 PM - DeV: good
8:57 PM - DeV: thats where you belong
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: WTF
8:57 PM - #1939 #naziswag #4/20: lmao that was clever
Skank.

Silver Knight

QuoteTanako: We will miss you nitro
Commisar Nitro is now Online.
Tanako: So long our Scottish giant
Tanako: We had good times and bad
Tanako: But i guess everything comes to an end
Tanako: Are you still there?
Commisar Nitro is now Online.
Commisar Nitro: silver?
Tanako: Yeah.. BT are closing down dial up..
Tanako: You will be missed
Tanako: ;)
Commisar Nitro: fuck off and die
Tanako: <3

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

jaik

#1493
Quote
9:53 PM - lacey shadows: http://4st.me/hMqvZ.png idiots on utube
9:55 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": LOOOL
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: seriously wtf
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": stale coordinates
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": are there spoiled/fresh coordinates?
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": or synthetical coordinates
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: or rotten coordinates
9:56 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": LOL
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: what about preserved coordinates?
9:56 PM - lacey shadows: how high is the sodium of said coordinates?
9:57 PM - lacey shadows: trans fats?
9:57 PM - lacey shadows: saturated fats?
9:57 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": "you have no experience in hacking"
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: i have made a few aimbots in my years
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: in what
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: autohotkey?
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: autoit?
9:58 PM - lacey shadows: pixel based garbage?
9:58 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": someone
9:58 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": kill him now
10:05 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": okay so when i make lau aimhek i get kordinats of guy n den magik aim gun BUTT b carrful cuz kordnats bcum bad! u mst b supr heclr 4 FRESH cordinaates
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: yayes yayes yayes
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: u must not get da stqale cooridnates
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: dey proivde u with old angles!!!!!
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: they have high trans fasts!!!!
10:05 PM - lacey shadows: u need to predict ur aim coordinates too!!
10:06 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": dont 4get 2 salt the cuntindates or dey b mising
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: yayes yayes
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: u need lots of beef jerky and coorindates
10:06 PM - lacey shadows: the cooridnates are very importanet for aimbot creatiun
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: if u donot have cooredinates with bacon and beef
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: and lots of salt prevservatives
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: the coordinates go bacd
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: dont fuck mup
10:07 PM - $cd "D:\modeling\LastLight": da, dis how i do my chicken
10:07 PM - lacey shadows: nyet

Blake.H: And im also working on whipping him into shape
Blake.H: He's nice
Blake.H: He doesn't moan
Blake.H: The sheer obedience is enough to fuel my erection anyway

Silver Knight

Gonztah: Lolno
Tanako  t:D: I shall call you lolno
Tanako  t:D: and you shall be my lol

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

lolKieck

Quote from: Tanako on 08-10-2013
Gonztah: Lolno
Tanako  t:D: I shall call you lolno
Tanako  t:D: and you shall be my lol

comedy gold
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Knife_cz

 Try...being mature gambler,btw do u think i care about what u say?not even a bit kid,u hurt yourself your feelings....


nKe

You sure did show them, Jake!

Asperger truly helps you to rek those internet peeps!

Silver Knight

Quote01:39 - General Cole: SRP is poop. Crussaria master race
01:41 - Silver Knight - SRP Revival: Did you ever try it?
01:41 - General Cole: Yes
01:41 - General Cole: I spawned as a standard cheeki breeki
01:42 - General Cole: And the second I did so
01:42 - General Cole: A controller started attacking me, at the spawn point
01:42 - General Cole: And stole all my shit

Quotebreslau: if i cant cheat i dont wanna play
breslau: period

Tom

Quote from: SilverKnight on 18-05-2015
Quote01:39 - General Cole: SRP is poop. Crussaria master race
01:41 - Silver Knight - SRP Revival: Did you ever try it?
01:41 - General Cole: Yes
01:41 - General Cole: I spawned as a standard cheeki breeki
01:42 - General Cole: And the second I did so
01:42 - General Cole: A controller started attacking me, at the spawn point
01:42 - General Cole: And stole all my shit

you should have done dark souls rp like he suggested.
Quote from: TheAndyShandy on 05-12-2013
Oh boy.
Strap yourselves in, it's time for the great 'obligatory' SRP resurrection of 2013/14/15/16/22