Quotes Thread !!!!!!

[Bl★ck Star]

|HGN-DJ| Cloud eates your Face
|HGN 404| Cortez: Emmm
|HGN-DJ| Cloud: Omnomnomnomnom
|HGN 404| Cortez: Lol
|HGN-DJ| Cloud: Hahaha tasty
|HGN 404| Cortez: :|

10 seconds later Cortez in ventrilo said: Cloud ... NEVER do that again ...

[Afromana]

26. september 2009
23:12 - |HGN HA| Dj Afro [Wat] sets up a camp at your lawn
23:13 - |HGN-STSA|Cobra- GET OFF MY LAWN Shoots you
23:13 - |HGN HA| Dj Afro [Wat] got a personal shield, as he's Head Admin, bish
23:15 - |HGN HA| Dj Afro [Wat] gathers some hippies and makes a hippie camp
23:15 - |HGN-STSA|Cobra- GET OFF MY LAWN Shoots you
23:15 - |HGN HA| Dj Afro [Wat] and the hippies gather more hippies, and makes Woodstock in your lawn
23:15 - |HGN-STSA|Cobra- GET OFF MY LAWN: GRRR

[Chaos]

unfortunately in our society,

you build a thousand bridges and youre a bridge builder.

build a thousand bridges then suck one cock, and youre a cocksucker.

Quoted from some guy, I forget who. So true though.

[Welshy]

*Nitro Playing Mount+Blade and on skype* 
Nitro:I just killed 104 enemy troops, only 4 of my knights were wounded           

Ganendor: You there man?

Nitro:Yea hang on a semi pornographic film just came on my tv.

*2 Minute Silence*

Nitro: Right lets kill the last of these guys before any nipples start showing up.

[Locke]

*Nitro Playing Mount+Blade and on skype* 
Nitro:I just killed 104 enemy troops, only 4 of my knights were wounded           

Ganendor: You there man?

Nitro:Yea hang on a semi pornographic film just came on my tv.

*2 Minute Silence*

Nitro: Right lets kill the last of these guys before any nipples start showing up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, nitro...

[Radek]

|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: LUA ERROR SPAM D:
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: xD
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: I had these errors when i tried to make my PIlotable strider
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: By modifying the chopper....
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: Result:
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: A flying strider that can't do anything, but fly
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: xD

[Radek]

Doomburger: I thought we get a vanguard each
Doomburger: ;-;
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Depends on the situation.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'm alway the top priorety
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: If we both get attacked at the same time
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Both are aobut to die.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Well.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: You see where i'm going with this.
Doomburger: /w radick
Doomburger: lul
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: You can think that when Assassinator and Jackal are saving me and leaving your sorry ass behind xD

[churro5]

They started with my TT reccomendation......









|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: tell him i told him to recc you or i'll bitch slap him
|HGN|๖ۣۜChurro: lol ok ill try
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: if he says anything other than yes tell me

|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] bitchslaps you
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: SO THER
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: grrr
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor bitchslaps afro
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: recc him bitch
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] Head Admin bitchslaps you
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: ><
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor shouts Admin Abuse!
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] head admins slaps you so greatly you fly to Kuro
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: lol
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: anyways mind reccing him? he is a good rper and i know he want abuse
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood]: Its worse then hell
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: anyways
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor pulls Silver out of his ass to bitchslap afro
Your chat with |HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] is now a multi-user chat.
|HGN HA| Afro [Not in the mood] has been invited to chat.
|HGN-STBA| Tea ]TeT[ has been invited to chat.
|HGN-STBA| Tea ]TeT[ entered chat.
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: yey!
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: double team time to bitchslap afro!
|HGN-STBA| Tea ]TeT[: I heard someone needed there anus swabbed
|HGN-STBA| Tea ]TeT[: does BF2 work on vista?
|HGN-STBA| Tea ]TeT[: i might buy it
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: it should
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: anyways afro
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: Rec my BITCH!

EPIC,anything else i can say? EPIC

[klp4]

|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: you like?
|HGN| Klp4: Bitchslappin a HA, are we now? ;P
|HGN| Klp4: haha
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: ofc
|HGN| Klp4: haha
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: I HAZ NO FEAR!
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor: except of lesbian, she scares me ><
|HGN-STTA| Ganendor hides in a corner thinking of lesbian "Uh.....uhhh......>"
|HGN| Klp4: xD

[Radek]

I was A little Angry first :P
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Saying my faction is to big..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Assholes..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Lul Cloze Apps Plox!
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Yea.. about that..
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Fuck off.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I'ma say to them what i told that stalker i had.. Fuck you stop following me and For fuck sake stop stealing my pencills.
|HGN| Assassinator1097: LOL

[Tunddruff]

11:56 PM - |HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Hey babe
11:56 PM - |HGN-STSV|Tunddruff [8 }: hello

[Lucidius]

Code Select Expand

[19:37]  cloud Ireman: how to find a job?
[19:37]  cloud Ireman: dude
[19:38]  Lucidius Flanagan: put your lips together and blow

[15:51]  Karl Kleiber: way of life THAT bitch
[15:51]  Karl Kleiber: being a commissar is a way of life, being a furfag is a way of slow death

[18:09]  Worien Robonaught: i'm a furry in rl i don't need clothes

[5:02]  Flo Moran is Online
[5:04]  Flo Moran senses faggotry
[5:04]  Lucidius Flanagan: hi

[0:18]  Karl Kleiber: burn them all
[0:19]  Karl Kleiber: i have yet to meet a cinder that yiffed.


[18:10]  Flo Moran: [16:59]  Adamus Infinity: Hi furry babe
[16:59]  You: hello >.>
[17:00]  Adamus Infinity: looking good hun
[17:00]  You: Thank you
[17:00]  Adamus Infinity: Damn you got sum nice curves girl
[17:01]  You: ...wtf
[17:01]  You: I'm a guy...
[17:02]  Adamus Infinity: LOL my bad
[17:02]  Adamus Infinity: I gotta run


[6:10]  You: hi
[6:11]  PrinceAikka Yue: elo cutie :D
[6:11]  You: >.>
[6:11]  PrinceAikka Yue: who are you litle kitty? :)
[6:12]  You: flo.. hehe thanks for asking :o
[6:12]  PrinceAikka Yue: and what a cute kitty doing here? :)
[6:12]  You: i hav eno idea, just wandering
[6:12]  You: and yourself>
[6:12]  You: ?
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: I'm fine and horny :)
[6:13]  You: woo boy, well good luck on that heh heh ;>.>
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: lol
[6:13]  PrinceAikka Yue: you not wana doit? :)
[6:14]  You: ooo no no oh god no, sorry :o
[6:14]  PrinceAikka Yue: hmmm? why not?
[6:14]  PrinceAikka Yue: I think you can handle a canine cock :)
[6:14]  You: well, 'cause I don't want to XD
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: Oh come on
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: hehe
[6:15]  You: no, sorry  man
[6:15]  PrinceAikka Yue: ok

[12:11]  Truth or Dare by Badmoon: Grauegewehr Gausman, (Truth) Have you ever stolen anything? If so what and why?
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: YYYES!
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: LUCIDS HEART
[12:11]  You: my heart
[12:11]  You: <3
[12:11]  Grauegewehr Gausman: XD
[12:11]  You: xDDDDDD

[18:41]  Ian Boomslang: You should build using grey scale
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: I AM
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: NUB
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: D:<
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: Thats why ur not..
[18:42]  You: lol
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: Dont make me hurt u
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: I can rape meanly
[18:42]  Flo Moran: XD
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: Can you rape gently?
[18:42]  Ian Boomslang: If you want me to
[18:42]  Grauegewehr Gausman: ;)
[18:43]  Flo Moran: wtf

/code to make scrolling less tedious.

[Locke]

|HGN-STSV|Cobra: Oh god imagine if someone in HGN knew your adress
|HGN-STSV|Cobra: And sent you a bunch of Raccoons
|HGN STSV| Locke: ...
|HGN STSV| Locke: Wat
|HGN STSV| Locke: Quoted

[churro5]

** Krystal Mertz laughs as the flames lick Jeremy's face, melting and burni-
ng him to wasted ash.

** Jeremy Faulke farts insanely, shooting a jet of flames upwards towards K-
rystal.


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


|HGN|๖ۣۜChurro: What do you wantz for b-day? :D
|HGN STSV| Locke: I want you to give me a blowjob
|HGN|๖ۣۜChurro: O.o Wut... I dont give these.....
|HGN STSV| Locke:Then give me 10 dollars
|HGN|๖ۣۜChurro: I have EUROS no dollars
|HGN STSV| Locke: Then give me 100 DOllars
|HGN|๖ۣۜChurro: For a whore?
|HGN STSV| Locke: Exactly

[Welshy]

|HGN-STBA| Ganendor: like 5 mili vs 7 duty and 2 recruits
|HGN-STBA| Ganendor: plus the mercs in the town ^^
|HGN-STSV|Cobra: Nice
|HGN-STSV|Cobra: Instead of pleasuring my self to hot girls
|HGN-STSV|Cobra: I will do it real quicka
|HGN-STSV|Cobra: and join

[Bagelz]

N-STTA| Bagelz: GN-STTA| Bagelz: http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/lilmonkeybabyracist.jpg
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: holy fucking crap
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: I lold
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: massively
MangoMan: lol so racist
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: but
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: EPIC
MangoMan: ya id buy that if i had a sisiter
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: id buy it
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: and give it to my uncle in law
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: who is lback, btw
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: not kidding
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: His name is Uncle Percey, and he's married to my dads sister
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: so when I go up to him i'm like
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: "HEEEEEY UNCLE PHILCEY"
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: He gets the joke ;P
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: and I HOPE
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: YOU
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: GET THE JOKE
MangoMan: lol, be like Foud yor daughter
MangoMan: lol jk
MangoMan: sorry a have a crappy keyboard
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: do you get the joke
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: DO
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: YOU
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: He is black
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: he is my UNCLE IN LAW
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: I clal him UNCLE PHILCEY
MangoMan: yes i do they are sayig that blacks are monkeys
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: oh my god
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: i'm just
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz: gonnna walk away now
|HGN-STTA| Bagelz taps forehead in shame

[Radek]

*I owned lessi today.. It was awsome.*
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Why did you leave?
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Have to fix something
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Gon fix meh ipod
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: LOl here we don't fix ipods
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: It's not that
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: If they stop working usually we just throw them away
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I have  alot of stuff on it that i need.
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: So i need it fixed so i can get it out
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Duh if i dident need the things stored on it i would buy a new one
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Ummmm just give it to tech guy he will take all the info from it's HDD
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: And let me guess
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Porn?
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Gay Porn?=
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: School work.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: My Pictures?
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Ah School Woek.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Work *
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: With naked teacher right? I already know how your mind is built
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I dont function the same way as you lessi :p
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Just becouser you think of Porn all the time doens tmean i do
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: :P
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: What!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: I don't need fucking porn >_>
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Fuck i hate you !
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Yea working in the porn industry give you acceses to unlimited porn right?
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: -.-'
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: I give up
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: I win
|HGN|Radek Zelenka: Quote time.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: no!!!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Please!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: NO!!!!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Fuck i've got headache again

[Afromana]

|HGN HA| Eddie Riggs: Swine flue isnt that bad
|HGN| ISPYUDIE: Where do ya live?
|HGN HA| Eddie Riggs: In norway, 10 people have died, but by normal flue on the winter, 1000 people dies
|HGN| ISPYUDIE: Norway, thats in UK?






wat

[Locke]

|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Locke.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
|HGN-STSV|Locke has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN Owner|SilverKnight.
|HGN-STSV|Super Cobra has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|James Arrows.
|HGN-STSV|James Arrows has changed their name to |HGN-Owner|Silver Knight.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to KAHN.
|HGN-Owner|Silver Knight has changed their name to KAHN.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to scoutfreak.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Connor 4.0.
KAHN has changed their name to CONNOR 5.0.
CONNOR 5.0 has changed their name to Connor 4.0.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Redneck.
Connor 4.0 has changed their name to RoCOCK.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN OS| Commissar Nitro.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN BA| Ganendor.
RoCOCK has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Longlostblake.
|HGN-STBA|Longlostblake has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Plunger.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN BA| Plunger.
|HGN-STBA|Plunger has changed their name to Crimzon_Reaper.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Judas.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to Fragger21.
Crimzon_Reaper has changed their name to |HGN-STBA|Mr.Tea.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN HA| MajorFluffy.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN Owner| SilverKnight.
|HGN-STBA|Mr.Tea has changed their name to |HGN-Owner|Silver Knight.
|HGN-Owner|Silver Knight has changed their name to |HGN-STSV|Super Cobra.
|HGN STSV| Locke WINRAR has changed their name to |HGN SV| Locke.

[Nefertia]

" If cheese was real, It would say who ate me? "

[Pawx]

|HGN| Szentii: Coming on?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Give me a minute, going ta watch your RP.
|HGN| Szentii: Right Know?
|HGN| Szentii: :/
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What?
|HGN| Szentii: Well, Im doing something else right know.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What may it be?
|HGN| Szentii: I have to run 50 laps around the Lake
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What for?
|HGN| Szentii: Dont tell anyone D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I wont, tell me.
|HGN| Szentii: Well when Wazer gave me a order on Kyrstal.
|HGN| Szentii: I grabbed her ass...
|HGN| Szentii: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: XD
|HGN| Szentii: Please dont tell D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOLD SO HARD XD

[Locke]

|HGN| Szentii: Coming on?
|HGN| Poxkillerd: Give me a minute, going ta watch your RP.
|HGN| Szentii: Right Know?
|HGN| Szentii: :/
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What?
|HGN| Szentii: Well, Im doing something else right know.
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What may it be?
|HGN| Szentii: I have to run 50 laps around the Lake
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOL
|HGN| Poxkillerd: What for?
|HGN| Szentii: Dont tell anyone D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: I wont, tell me.
|HGN| Szentii: Well when Wazer gave me a order on Kyrstal.
|HGN| Szentii: I grabbed her ass...
|HGN| Szentii: ...
|HGN| Poxkillerd: XD
|HGN| Szentii: Please dont tell D:
|HGN| Poxkillerd: LOLD SO HARD XD

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[Dark Angel]

 Never tell your password to anyone.
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: OMG! SK again posing breen porn?
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: No coding >.>
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: How can you code in a game!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: >=3
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: When you have gmod windowed
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: and have two monitors
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: + Music
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: What if i have 4 laptops?
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: And  Huge music system?
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Is it enough to code?
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: Nope
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Awwww
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: So Lua is sexist?
|HGN-Owner|сріблолица: lol
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: I've 4 Screens! and damn music system! And i can't code why!
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Damn i gotta quote it

[Tea]

YOU ARE A GUY DAG NABBIT

Also look at my sig.

[Afromana]

|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Afro >_>
|HGN HA| Afro [Swine Flu, FUUUU]: Dark <_<
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: What >_>
|HGN HA| Afro [Swine Flu, FUUUU]: Nothing <_<
|HGN-STSA| Ɖark Άngel: Cool >_>