Omegle

Started by Szenti, 28-01-2010

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Szenti

I didn't see any topics with the name OMEGLE, neither in SEARCH, if theres one, then lock+delete+ALT+F4.
www.omegle.com

So, Omegle searches for a random guy and lets you talk with him, but without names.
Post your chats here : D

QuoteYou: Welcome.
Stranger: hello
You: What you're buying?
Stranger: yes..............
Stranger: ?
You: Ahh! So you're buying at the high price! *Laughter*
You: Strangeeer.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Come back anytime!
Stranger: i will..?
You: Strangeeer.
Stranger: hmmm
You: What you're selling?
Stranger: i'm selling at low prices
You: Ahh!
So you're buying at the high price!
You: Strangeeer.
Stranger: yes
You: I've got a lot of good things on sale, stranger!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteStranger: hey
You: Hi
You: How are ya?
Stranger: good, can't complain
You: How big is your penis?
Stranger: how bout you?
Stranger: big enough
You: Good, pics?
Stranger: are you female
You: Yes ^^
You: 17
Stranger: No pics
Stranger: webcam
Stranger: ;/
You: :$
You: My penis is 17centimetres long BTW.
Stranger: Yea .. and I wouldn't do anything unless i saw you too ..
Stranger: exactly
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QuoteStranger: m f
You: Hey
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: Iam boy
Stranger: 18
Stranger: how old
You: 17
Stranger: Iam student in portugal
You: I have big
You: penis
You: You?
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QuoteYou: I AM MURLOC
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QuoteStranger: hi
You: How long is your penis?
Stranger: sex???
You: Yeah, we can haz sex
You: I'm gay
Stranger: uhmm 16,5 cm
You: You too?
Great
Stranger: yes
You: Mine is 17 CMs :D
Stranger: how long is yours?
Stranger: cool
You: how old are ya?
Stranger: 16 you?
You: 18
You: :/
You: You live at?
Stranger: Holland u?
You: China.
Stranger: cool
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Bl★ck Star

#1
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: IAM A MURLOC !
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWNVLVGFLAF
Stranger: RLLLLLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPDLFAODF
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This time first serious then i go wtf like
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi ..
You: how are ya ?
Stranger: how are you
You: Fine thanks
Stranger: :D ixixix im fine too
You: xD
Stranger: where are you from
You: Germany
Stranger: super :P i live in bulgaria
You: xD nice
Stranger: how old are you
You: 16
Stranger: really xax
You: and you ?
Stranger: 18
You: cool
You: f or m ?
Stranger: f and u ?
You: also
Stranger: super :P
Stranger: what is your name
You: Sarah
You: you ?
Stranger: yoana
You: and what are you doing ?
Stranger: listening music and chat
Stranger: u?
You: Iam watching tv and rubbing my Penis =D
You: Wanna buy a cool drink ?
You: or a Gun ?
You: Bonk !
Stranger: :D:D::D:D:D: xahhaxh wow interesting
You: <- Is no Spy
You: Uhum, Gentlemen's
Stranger: oo yes i drunk rakiq
Stranger: :D
You: So .... uhm, iam drinking bleach right now
Stranger: mm i like that
You: Iam going to Suicide, life is worthless.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Iam now a Girl called Sarah :D


Alex

Lol, why do I always get involved in this stuff?

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what up
You: Nothing
You: You?
Stranger: listening to some taylor swift
You: PHAGGGGGGGG


Dunno how to qoute :/



Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: shemale
Stranger: she female
You: NO I HAVE A COCK BITCH!
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lolKieck

LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo homeboy
Stranger: what? i'm a girl
You: cool
Stranger: asl
You: 627, shemale, uruguai
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Steven :D

Link to album: http://img14.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=epicbb.jpg









GG Silly faggots @ omegle


Zstan

Tulsafag. I live their too.

Bucky

I had an interesting conversation with some guy about viagra today...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: viagra hurts
You: Tell me about it...
You: I cant even fit mine in my pants any more.
Stranger: ok well that was a good response
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

People love me.

Bucky

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :) Girl or Guy?
You: Animal.
You: Cat...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Turkey

#8
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: I LYK YOO
You: U speak leet
You: WOOT
Stranger: YUSH I DEW
You: i s col?
Stranger: uberly
You: lolol
Stranger: no its 'lawlawl'
You: LuL
Stranger: LAFF owt LAWD
You: /-\|-3x
You: Thats alex in leet
Stranger: WOT?
You: :D
Stranger: ONGZ KOOL
You: i noz
Stranger: spell mah naym in leet
Stranger: LAUREN
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ♥↑
Stranger: I MADE AN ARROW
You: |_ /-\ |_|R3N
Stranger: TY
Stranger: C:
You: :D:D:D:D
You: I z
You: col gai
You: on internt
You: but irl
You: i iz nerd
Stranger: irl iz boring persun
You: col
You: vry col
You: IRL suxs
Stranger: know, borang
Stranger: yush
You: |= |_| C |<
You: Thats the f word in leet.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: $|-|!t
You: |-|3|_|_ no
You: D:<
You: i haz osum powars
You: at let
You: gis meh sentance i leet it
Stranger: |>@|\/|
You: PAM
You: :D
Stranger: DAM
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: my D fails
You: OH
You: I C
You: GIs me
You: A real sentence, i will leet it.
Stranger: kk uhh
Stranger: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LOL JUST KIDDING.
Stranger: LETS HAVE A RACE READY SET GO
You: £37$ |-|4\/3 4 ®4(3 ®34Ð¥ $37 90
Stranger: YOO USED AN ONLINE FING
Stranger: CHEETER
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I use
You: 733t
You: Gis me
Stranger: |_337 7R@|\/$|_@73R
You: nevar
You: heard
You: of it's
You: gis meh more
You: to leet
Stranger: wot?1
You: H0w r J00 70d4y
You: ?
Stranger: iz k@|\/ |=33|_ @|\/ 3\/1|_ spirit abuv meh ong
Stranger: I ISH GUD, I GOTZ STRAWBERRIES
Stranger: NOMNOM
You: I is
You: Gis
You: u
You: ASCII art
Stranger: WOT?!
You:

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Stranger: ...
Stranger: wot
Stranger: iz
Stranger: dat
You: T REX
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Stranger: OH I C
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Stranger: birdie
You: I copyed
You: IT
You: From internt
Stranger: MY FRIDGE IS SKWEEKING IDK WHAII
You: :O
Stranger: i finkz dere a aminal inside of it
You: D:<
Stranger: HAY DID YOO SEE AWN YAHOO HEADLINES
You: KEel it
Stranger: THAT
Stranger: SCIENTISTS
Stranger: MAY HAVE
Stranger: FOUND OUT
Stranger: WHY WE ARE MADE
Stranger: HMMM
Stranger: I READ IT
Stranger: AND I DONT GET IT
Stranger: AT ALL.
Stranger: IT CONFUSING
You: I WIL XPLAIN
You: 2 joo
Stranger: OK
You: in l33t
Stranger: NO IN REEL TAWLK BUT IM JUST STOOPID
Stranger: SO USE LITTLE WORDS
You: WE IZ GOING TO DIEZ
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: WE ARE NAWT
You: Ok,
Stranger: WELL MAYBE
Stranger: BECAUSE WE GOING INTO DEPRESSION
You: Basicly
Stranger: AND WE ALL BE POOR
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *listens*
You: -tells-
Stranger: ok
You: Scientist are discoverying why we exist, the rest is useless IDK WUT
You: LOLLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: OH
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Stranger: DAT IZ CLEERER
Stranger: WTF IS DAT
Stranger: Iz srs now. IDK WHAT A PARTICLE OR A MATTER OR ANTIMATTER IS.?
Stranger: IVE BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL SINCE FIFTH GRADE SO IDK
You: Particles....
Stranger: what is a particle
You: You know what a atom is even?
Stranger: what is an atom
You: You will learn about it in later years,
You: FYI
You: i am 15
Stranger: srsly
You: Very srsly
Stranger: i am 12
You: :D
You: WOoot
Stranger: :D
You: Let me put it this way
You: All that SH1T is scientist stuff
You: I will never understand
Stranger: yayay
You: *Pulls out a gun* FREEZE
You: _=______________________-_
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Stranger: why does school even teach you like, history and science and all that stupid shit D: ITS NOT LIKE ALL OF US ARE GONNA NEED THAT STUFF WHEN WE GROW UP
Stranger: idgaf how indians lived in 1743
You: Trust me, IT seems stupid and useless, But in the modern world you need skils like that to survive.
You: Your parents are attempting to raise you
You: TO be successful
Stranger: nawt working
You: Hehe, It takes time.
You: I am in school, and i am doing fine.
You: I am 15
You: All this scientist shit makes no sense
You: But, It's dosen't matter to us.
You: We don't see it the way they do.
You: They see it as something big!
You: We see it as a bunch of scribbles and useless shit.
You: Thats why a education is important.
You: If we saw it the way they do, We would understand that particle stuff.
You: That's why all that stuff you learn is not useless. LOLOLOL :D
Stranger: xD
You: Change the way you think?
You: _ __________=__
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_/\|-[____]
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You: ???
You: Did i change the way you see school?
Stranger: not really cause i dont go to school...lol
You: Fuc-
You: Nevermind
You: :D
You: You don't goto school?
You: Why not?
Stranger: because
Stranger: i
Stranger: do
Stranger: not
Stranger: :D
You: Why not?
Stranger: because i dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was loling the whole time. I was trolling a bits :D

Blake.H

You: Hello Brother, why have you come?
Stranger: I have come to laugh at the antic of people here.
You: Marked one.. WHAT THE HELL?
Stranger: *antics
Stranger: Woohoo
You: Get. Out. Of. Here. STALKER.
Stranger: I'm no stalker.
Stranger: I am a SPY
You: Sh- THAT STALKER IS A SPY!
Stranger: That stalker is sapping my sentry!
You: PILLS HERE
Stranger: Hey Luis, you look like shit!
You: Heroin- I mean.. Adrenaline... tee hee
Stranger: Lol. Is this Bryson?
You: MAI NAMES COACH!
Stranger: Jockey!!!
You: Coach!
Stranger: One time, my buddy Keith got his nuts ate by an aligater
You: Is it just me or is the spitter the worst prostitute you ever slept with?
Stranger: Have you seen left 4 bed?
You: Dunno, but my dog just farted.
You: and it stinks
Stranger: It's hilarious. It pits the sound files in a way thy sounds like bill is sexing Luis
You: Mmm.... Is that the paper boy?
Stranger: No
Stranger: That's a spy!
You: NOOOOOOOOO
You: If i had a doller for every time someone said that i'd own a nigger-plantation by now
You: OH
You: NO
You: I
You: DIDNT
Stranger: ... Spy! Die!
You: I said come in! Don't stand there!
Stranger: Kabooooom!
You: You fail at life. End of discusstion

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Blake.H

Quote
You: Helllooo?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: hello
You: yawn
Stranger: ı am
Stranger: male
Stranger: u
You: Female
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: good
Stranger: age
You: 18 ^^
You: and you?
Stranger: 23
Stranger: good
You: Cool
Stranger: open cam see you
You: so you can jack off?
Stranger: of
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: send msn
You: Go and get a real girlfriend instead of sitting infront of your computer wasting away with your cock in your hand.
You: Good
You: day
You: to
You: you

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Blake.H

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f
Stranger: 19m
You: l?
Stranger: wt
You: Location :3
Stranger: me
You: Yeah
Stranger: fuck
You: What?
Stranger: from u
You: You want a fuck?
Stranger: ya
You: First of all
You: Dick size matters
You: How big are you?
Stranger: 10 cm
Stranger: ur pussy
You: Tight.
You: Only ever fucked once
Stranger: wy
Stranger: i want ur pussy
You: Yeah?
Stranger: tell me
You: You want a pic?
Stranger: yeach
Stranger: ya
You: Alright give me a sec to find one suitable in my folder
Stranger: ur pussy is sexy
Stranger: wy
You: You bet it is :)
You: well
You: i have a pic of my tits/face
Stranger: ur beauty
You: Hehe
You: one second hun, i'll just upload it.
Stranger: k wt r u dng
Stranger: ur hobbies
You: Uh
You: I go to the gym a lot
You: uh
You: I dont really know
You: Just general stuff you know? x
You: what about you? x
Stranger: wt u dont know
Stranger: ur from which coutry
Stranger: country
You: I'm wet so y'no
You: http://img7.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=09207_0031_123_394lo.jpg
You: There you go x
Stranger: wy
You: You like?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: wait
You: kk
You: do you want a pic of my pussy?
Stranger: yes
You: i'll take one now theeenn
You: x
Stranger: wy ur give that website i will go i cant see ur pic
You: hmm
You: dunno i never used that one before|!
You: Hold on
You: ill add a new one
You: ok?
Stranger: k add with sexy
Stranger: name victoria kruz
You: Huh?
You: http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?b5f72e11ed.jpg
You: there
Stranger: wait
You: http://www.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?890ea78e4e.jpg
You: and that
You: just took on my phone
You: x
You: could i have a pic of your dick?
Stranger: ya
You: Is my pusy hot or what?
You: I'm all wet
You: ^^
Stranger: k
Stranger: ur from country
You: Huh?
You: What about you?
You: I asked in the first place!
Stranger: u first
You: US.
Stranger: tell me how 2 fuck u
You: Hard, me on top of you riding your fat cock.
Stranger: how my dick is large...........u get pain
You: Well then
You: we take it slow
You: you can slowly fuck me
You: listen to me moan
Stranger: k
Stranger: ur job
You: Well
You: what do you mean
Stranger: how much time 2 take fucking
You: Depends
Stranger: wt
Stranger: tell me
You: depends on how big you are honey
You: if you can hit the right spot or not
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u have dress on body
You: what?
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: size of ur boops
You: 36 D
You: Its obvious from my pic
You: :P
Stranger: i want it
You: I sent it
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh
You: fuck me...
Stranger: ok
You: Give me a pic of your dick
Stranger: wow ur very fast
Stranger: wy not
You: NOW.
You: God i show you pics of me!
Stranger: i kiss ur lips
Stranger: n pussy
You: You lick my clit for me?
You: I'd suck your dick
Stranger: k
Stranger: as u wish
You: Would you suck on my pussy?
Stranger: yes
You: Then would you lick my bellend and work your way down the shaft?
Stranger: first tell me about ur pussy
You: Its long and covers things in white sticky liquid.
You: end of discussion

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

lolKieck

You: hi
Stranger:                 /⌒ヽ
               / ´・ω・) hi
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ち .\           〈/フ'フ
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  う  \  
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Stranger: oh... miss typing
You: http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/Ronnie_2Chin/1897cool-story-brah-cat.jpg
Stranger: crazy
You: thats what the fuck I am thinking
Stranger: christmas miracle
You: ▲▲▲
Stranger: i love ur ass
Stranger: mistake
You: I know
You: because you like dicks
Stranger: ∠_´・ω・)
Stranger: im russian
You: and Im polish and Im gonna hunt your arse down
Stranger: i love putin
Stranger: oh... suck my dick...
You: and you also love russian propaganda
You: I prefer Mendeleev, though he may be controlled by Putin anyway
Stranger: but putin is a very good politician, i think
You: he is nationalist
You: 'nuff said
You: also, hail Eden

Also, bump, and that's what Eden eRepublik nerds would say. Counter-trolling Polish people ftw.
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Blake.H

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, would you like a slice of pie?
Stranger: no
You: You sure?
Stranger: yup
You: Why? Its home made.
Stranger: sryy
You: But i can give you some pie... JUST LIKE THAT!
You: Free and everything.
Stranger: ok
You: You want the pie?
Stranger: yup
You: Well tough
You: Its my pie
You: har har har >:D
Stranger: :::::::
You: I would not like to look at your Colon thankyou.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Blake.H

You: Hi! Are you gay? :D
Stranger: 你好~
You: EEEK
JAP
You: D:
Stranger: who u are ?
You: I'm Blake
You: You?
You: Oh the weeabo's on the forums will be jealous
Stranger: china
You: Oh
You: Fail
You: GTFO
You: I SAID GTFO
You have disconnected.

ref_DevCon.smd: david star is the only heir of the ecologist throne
ref_DevCon.smd: house of blake
"Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"