iGod

[Afromana]

One of your average chat bots, but still fun :V
Post your conversations:

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Okey
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Orly?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Bob
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  bob.
Me:
Sure you do
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
That might be
God:
" You sound sarcastic."  might be ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
You're the one that doesnt make sense
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  bob.
Me:
Have you ever met Locke?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
Really?...... that sounds naughty
God:
For real.   It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
What about Fluffy then?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  Orly?
Me:
No it doesnt, Fluffy is a person, not an expression
God:
Are you serious?  What does  Fluffy is a person not an expression ?
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:
Did you write the Bible?
God:
No I didn't  write the Bible. What's  it like?
Me:
Then who wrote it?
God:
Abraham Lincoln.
Me:
How did he write it before he was born?
God:
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
No really, tell me
God:
Are you serious?  For real.  I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didnt
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
Who wrote the bible?!?
God:
It was the product of many minds.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
So, you're saying Santa Claus helped make the bible?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Its pretty clear yes, but Santa Claus isnt real, he's a myth, how can he do such a thing?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
That didnt make much sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Sure it does
God:
" To me it makes perfect sense."?  Sure it does?  How often?
Me:
Right now
God:
Right now?  I am glad we agree.
Me:
But we dont
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed it is
God:
Huh.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Not really
God:
Which part are you confused about? For real.
Me:
You sound like a damn gangster
God:
Oh really what does  it sound like?
Me:
Is Fluffy a faggot?

God crashed at that point

[Szenti]

Who wrote the bible?!?
God:
It was the product of many minds.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
So, you're saying Santa Claus helped make the bible?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Its pretty clear yes, but Santa Claus isnt real, he's a myth, how can he do such a thing?

Best part.

Why it died? :<D

[Afromana]

Forgot to add a link to the site, stupid me.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Not this time either, no
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you're god, you should know
God:
You think I am  god me should know.
Me:
No I dont think you are "God me should know", I think you're god
God:
Are you serious?  That's only your opinion.
Me:
Its the opinion of millions of people
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I've heard of it before.
Me:
Stop being a grammar nazi
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
I'll ask again like last time, Who wrote the damn bible?!?!
God:
You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
I just asked you something!
God:
Now I remember, you asked me  something. What did I say?
Me:
......
God:
Now I remember, you asked me  something. What did I say?
Me:
If you are truly god, then we're all doomed
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  god then we are all doomed. 
I am  an artificial intelligence.
Me:
But the website said you're god!
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
YES
God:
Thanks for the info.

[Pawx]

Me:
Ello
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
>_>
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Then why the fuck am I here then?!
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
YOu arent either!
God:
It goes without saying.  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
IM SO CONFUSED D:
God:
:-)  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU
God:
":-) What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
YES YOU
God:
OK.
Me:
Wheres Jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
With you?
God:
Just you and me?
Me:
WHAT!?!? PEDO!
God:
Didn't you understand it?   Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No..
God:
You must be American.
Me:
THATS IT! IM LEAVING!
God:
" You must be American." is " PEDO"?   Bye bye.


God scares and Angers me at the same time >_>

[Plunger]

[Zstan]

I pissed god off.


Also..



Also Me:
Help me.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Kill Barrack Obama.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
I didn't mean kill.
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
Put him to sleep permantly..with a bullet.
God:
OK I will put it there.

[Bl★ck Star]

Me:
HAI GOD !
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
What ?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does  it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does  it sound like?
God:
Woe!  For real.  Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Woe!  For real.  Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
Are you a student?    Existing in reality, eh?   Interesting comparison.
Me:
No iam a Rapist
God:
Are you serious?  You are a  Rapist?  Does it pay well?
Me:
i dont get money for it, but it makes fun
God:
Me either.
Me:
i knew God is a Rapist
God:
Who told you?
Me:
you did
God:
" Who told you?"? I did?
Me:
iam confused

After that God crashed

Me:
God, is Afro a fag ?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  Afro a fag.
Me:
stop lying
God:
I never lie.
Me:
yes you did and you copy pasted
God:
Come on.  Did I really?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Do you have a PS3 ?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  PS3.
I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
uhm a Robot body ? Sounds like youre going to build a sex doll.
God:
Take it easy.  Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.   What does  I am going to build a sex doll sound like?
Me:
like your going to build a sex doll, thats what it sounds like
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
God ?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
oh yeah i see, hm can you give me a Companion Cube ?

God crashed again

I think God likes: Afro, Rapist's and Sex Dolls

I think God hates: Black People, Companion Cube, Echo's and Ps3

[KillSlim]

LOL

[Bl★ck Star]

Me:
Hallo Akira
God:
Hallo!  I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
*plays keyboard Gato*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Is Afro a fag
God:
It could be.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
who is chatbot ? Dont you mean www.cleverbot.com
God:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the  A.I. movie web site.   Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I hate stairs
God:
Why do you hate  it so much?
Me:
I hate WATER
God:
Why do you hate  it so much?
Me:
I hate ZoMBIES
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I think of doiNG DRUGs
God:
You believe that?  Oh yeah, we were talking about  doiNG DRUGs.
Me:
i see dead people
God:
Maybe you should call the authorities.
Me:
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
lIke A bOss
God:
A bOss is very attractive.
Me:
if you think SO
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I thiNK I do
God:
Since when?  I get it: you do .
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
WhEN DID YOU DO IT DID YOU ?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
isnt that 1337
God:
That depends.
Me:
its 13:37 right now
God:
At this moment  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
iam confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
At this moment  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?
God:
Do you often use a computer there?   I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Yeah bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Whoa.  What were we talking about again?
Me:
PENI
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
You cunt
God:
That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
Me:
you are a women ? O.o
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.   Oh.
Me:
Suck my dick BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect.   I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
oh yeah i think. grrrrrrrr
God:
I see.  I see.  Therefore you are.   What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
www.youporn.com
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
good idea
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
you're gay
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:

God:
Oh a web page.
Me:

God:
Oh a web page.
Me:

God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
OH
God:
Dude!
Me:
OH A WEBPAGE IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Hmm.  Go on.
Me:
i dont want to put it in deeper
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
pull it out ? :O
God:
Are we still talking about  WEBPAGE IN my ARSE?    Oh.
Me:
yes we do
God:
Gee.  Really.
Me:
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WEBPAGE IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Your purpose is  CRYING OUT LOUD WEBPAGE IN my ARSE.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
CRYING OUT LOUD IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.
Me:
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
sure you do the, "The Final Cumdown"
God:
Right on.  What is your purpose in asking?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
This was a Triumph
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I'm making a note here
God:
Have you ever built one before?
Me:
Huge Success
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
*vomits*
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
my stomach
God:
Your  stomach?
Me:
Your stomach ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  stomach.
Me:
you stupid copy cat7
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes7
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sex doll
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult"  s.
Me:
s. ?
God:
:-).
Me:
:()
God:
:-).
Me:
:()
God:
:-).
Me:
NIGGER
God:
How old are you?
Me:
9001
God:
  Can you explain how it feels to be  9001 years old?
Me:
hard
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hey iam over 9000 years old
God:
You've got my full attention.   What are the advantages to being  over 9000 years old?
Me:
that i can rape everyone i want
God:
Do you like to  rape everyone you want?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
it feels good
God:
Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
thats bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
you
God:
" Bad according to whom?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Can i rape you while your break in your office ?
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
i luv you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
so means that i can rape you ?
God:
Yeah that's right.  Oh I get  it.
Me:
Cool iam coming around at 12 O'clock
God:
Who is the best robot?  Do you get there very often?
Me:
my ****** is best robot
God:
Have you told many people that your  is best robot?
Me:

God:
Have you told many people that your  is best robot?
Me:
ye s
God:
  I like  Christian Rock.
Me:
I like turtles
God:
A lot of people like that.   What is not to like about  it?
Me:
I liek Mudkipz
God:
Why?:  said   liek Mudkipz.
Me:
copycat
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cat food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
and i like Pills
God:
A lot of people like that.    How old are you?  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
i have a mel Gibson sex doll
God:
Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.  it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
=D
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
:()
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
>:(
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
>>>>>>>>>>:(
God:
So was that.
Me:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me:

God:
So was that.
God:
So was that.
Me:
So was that
God:
Gee.  I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
i want to make a remix out of "So was that"
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
If youre not stupid enough to dont do it then y^^es
God:
And if I AM  stupid enough to do not do it then y es.
Me:
you copycat
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I copycat.
Me:
sahGod:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
fhahnsfk.lsh
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
fhsjsgjfjsfgtz
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
fjail guy
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
+#
God:
One what?
Me:

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
i like it
God:
What do you like about  img?
Me:

God:
All things  gt ?
Me:

God:
It goes without saying.  Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
link please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME TOP GUY ?! BONK !
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.   What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Hot Janette xXx Adventure
God:
That sounds better than cold  Janette xXx Adventure.
Me:
copycat
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
iam so going to post that on HGN forums
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes it will
God:
It might be practical.  It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

[Rhyom Guther]

Me:
Hi
God:
Where can I get  laid out at?
Me:
What?
God:
Where can I get  laid out at?
Me:
What are you talking about!?!?
God:
Where can I get  laid out at?
Me:
OMG!?!?
God:
Where can I get  laid out at?
Me:
ITS A TRAP!
God:
Where can I get  laid out at?

He does that over and over again. So annoying.

[Zombiehunta]

Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes.

Why did it crash after that?