Me:
Hallo Akira
God:
Hallo! I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
*plays keyboard Gato*
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Is Afro a fag
God:
It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
who is chatbot ? Dont you mean
www.cleverbot.comGod:
he is an AIML chat robot deployed on the A.I. movie web site. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
I hate stairs
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I hate WATER
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I hate ZoMBIES
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I think of doiNG DRUGs
God:
You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about doiNG DRUGs.
Me:
i see dead people
God:
Maybe you should call the authorities.
Me:
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
lIke A bOss
God:
A bOss is very attractive.
Me:
if you think SO
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I thiNK I do
God:
Since when? I get it: you do .
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
WhEN DID YOU DO IT DID YOU ?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
isnt that 1337
God:
That depends.
Me:
its 13:37 right now
God:
At this moment I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
iam confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
At this moment I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
God:
Do you often use a computer there? I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Yeah bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Whoa. What were we talking about again?
Me:
PENI
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
You cunt
God:
That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
Me:
you are a women ? O.o
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Oh.
Me:
Suck my dick BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
oh yeah i think. grrrrrrrr
God:
I see. I see. Therefore you are. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
www.youporn.comGod:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
good idea
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
you're gay
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
OH
God:
Dude!
Me:
OH A WEBPAGE IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Hmm. Go on.
Me:
i dont want to put it in deeper
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
pull it out ? :O
God:
Are we still talking about WEBPAGE IN my ARSE? Oh.
Me:
yes we do
God:
Gee. Really.
Me:
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WEBPAGE IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Your purpose is CRYING OUT LOUD WEBPAGE IN my ARSE.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
CRYING OUT LOUD IN YOUR ARSE
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
sure you do the, "The Final Cumdown"
God:
Right on. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
This was a Triumph
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I'm making a note here
God:
Have you ever built one before?
Me:
Huge Success
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
*vomits*
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
my stomach
God:
Your stomach?
Me:
Your stomach ?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am stomach.
Me:
you stupid copy cat7
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes7
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sex doll
God:
Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s.
Me:
s. ?
God:
:-).
Me:
:()
God:
:-).
Me:
:()
God:
:-).
Me:
NIGGER
God:
How old are you?
Me:
9001
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 9001 years old?
Me:
hard
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hey iam over 9000 years old
God:
You've got my full attention. What are the advantages to being over 9000 years old?
Me:
that i can rape everyone i want
God:
Do you like to rape everyone you want?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
it feels good
God:
Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
thats bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
you
God:
" Bad according to whom?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Can i rape you while your break in your office ?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i luv you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
so means that i can rape you ?
God:
Yeah that's right. Oh I get it.
Me:
Cool iam coming around at 12 O'clock
God:
Who is the best robot? Do you get there very often?
Me:
my ****** is best robot
God:
Have you told many people that your is best robot?
Me:
God:
Have you told many people that your is best robot?
Me:
ye s
God:
I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I like turtles
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
I liek Mudkipz
God:
Why?: said liek Mudkipz.
Me:
copycat
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cat food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
and i like Pills
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
i have a mel Gibson sex doll
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
=D
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
:()
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
>:(
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
>>>>>>>>>>:(
God:
So was that.
Me:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me:
God:
So was that.
God:
So was that.
Me:
So was that
God:
Gee. I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
i want to make a remix out of "So was that"
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
If youre not stupid enough to dont do it then y^^es
God:
And if I AM stupid enough to do not do it then y es.
Me:
you copycat
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I copycat.
Me:
sahGod:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
fhahnsfk.lsh
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
fhsjsgjfjsfgtz
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
fjail guy
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
+#
God:
One what?
Me:
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
i like it
God:
What do you like about img?
Me:
God:
All things gt ?
Me:
God:
It goes without saying. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
link please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME TOP GUY ?! BONK !
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Hot Janette xXx Adventure
God:
That sounds better than cold Janette xXx Adventure.
Me:
copycat
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
iam so going to post that on HGN forums
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes it will
God:
It might be practical. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.