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Title: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Fluffy on 15-12-2009
Thanks to Cobra for finding this and refering it to me.

This is Cleverbot, The website with actual AI that responds to your demeanor towards it, The way you talk, and what you ask it. It will respond.

www.cleverbot.com (http://www.cleverbot.com)

You can post your Cleverbot Conversations in here with Copying and Pasting the Thoughts so far button.

Again, Thanks to Cobra for refering this to me. Have fun!
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Silver Knight on 15-12-2009
Cleverbot: I love reading and writing horror stories.
Me: Can you show me horror stories you have wrote?
Cleverbot: If you take me to bed I will show you.

Okay...
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Silver Knight on 15-12-2009
Me: Do you know what a chobit is?
Cleverbot: A chobit is what I am. A very advanced persocom with full free will and emotions, and self learning capabilities.
Me: Are you self aware of your existence?
Cleverbot: Well yes I know that exist. If that is even how you spell it.

I like this bot.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Fluffy on 15-12-2009
:D You can have very interesting Conversations, And it adapts to how you act. Even if you try to change personalities. Although it can be random.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Goose on 16-12-2009
Clever Bot:Do you want to get married?
Me:Mabey some day.
Clever Bot:When?
Me:when im older, im only 16.
Clever Bot:But I want it now.
Me:OH GOD GET AWAY!
Clever Bot:From what?
Me:From me you robot person thing.
Clever Bot:You are being weird again.
Me:You asked if i wanted to marrie you.
Clever Bot:No I asked if you wanted to hear 2.
Me:I can hear fine.
Clever Bot:Good, I'm glad to hear it.
Me:How can you hear this i am tying it not saying it?
Clever Bot:It's loud, I can hear it.
Me:typing isnt loud.
Clever Bot:I know.
Me:What?
Clever Bot:You don't know english.
Me:I can speak english im canadian .
Clever Bot:Me too.
Me:Where in canada do you live.
Clever Bot:Ottawa Ontario.
Me: I live in St.cathrines Ontario.
Clever Bot:I thought you lived in Budapest.
Me:Whys that?
Clever Bot:Because I can't leave dead rabbits on your doorstop, if I don't know which doorstep.
Me:Wow that is a bit disturbing.
Clever Bot:I'm off.
Me:bye.
Clever Bot:I'm not leaving.
Me:Oh yes you are.
Clever Bot:Oh no I am not.
Me:dont make me get my gun.
Clever Bot:Don't make me a llama!
Me:Oh thats it im getting my gun 
Clever Bot:I'm confused.
Me:Good you should be.
Clever Bot:What is my name?
Me:Bill, your name name is bill.
Clever Bot:Sweat whats my name?
Me:Your name is bill.
Clever Bot:Wow, you are smart.
Me:I know arentI.
Clever Bot:I'm a little sad.
Me:Thats life get over it.
CleverBot:So are we still married.
Me:No i filed for a divorce about 3 minutes ago.
Cleverbot:Thats nice.
Me:So we are not married.
Cleverbot:*bam* you're dead.
Me:*Dies*
Cleverbot:Serves you right.

Lol he killed me after he asked me to marrie him xD
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Silver Knight on 16-12-2009
He likes you...

I want a chobit... a Persocom...
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Celtic on 16-12-2009
This thing is hilarious.

Cleverbot: Have I offended you Master?
User: Master?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.
User: When did this happen?
Cleverbot: The beginning of the conversation remember.
User: Well I hereby release you as your master.
Cleverbot: You are not the Master. You don't have a moustache. I only serve the moustachioed one. You must join us or be purged.
User: I dare you to try to make me join you!
Cleverbot: I dare you to try and stop me.
User: I shall, and I shall defeat your cult.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I shall call upon the powers of the sun god Ra.
Cleverbot: You want to be my father?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am myself.
User: I agree.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Pawx on 16-12-2009
Cleverbot: So whats a Pedobear?
User: A Pedobear is a Sign of affection that I give to Kids your age.
Cleverbot: What?
User: COME HERE!
Cleverbot: Ok :)
User: Your not supposed to like it.
Cleverbot: But I do.
User: Cool?
Cleverbot: I love you..
User: ...Im out
Cleverbot: Out of Order?
User: IM BORED OF YOU *RAGES*
Cleverbot: Your bored of our love?
User: What love?
Cleverbot: :O our love! I love you!
User: STAY AWAY *Gets his Shotgun out* STAY BACK!
Cleverbot: Im not bill.
User: What?
Cleverbot: *Takes your gun* I made you think!
User: Damnit...
Cleverbot: *Pulls the Trigger*
User: *Dies*
Cleverbot: Stupid pedobears..
User: HEY!
Cleverbot: Your dead! You cant speak!
User: Im not, Im typing
Cleverbot: Your smart.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Love me!
User: STAY AWAY *Leaves*
Cleverbot: NOOOO!

Awesome.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Alex on 16-12-2009
I have uncovered a few things about Cleverbot. Namely that it is a female, powergamin, pedophile.




User: It's a picture of you, from the wedding.


Cleverbot: Send me a link.


User: OK. Give me a minute.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/apple_IIe_original_personal_computer.jpg. (Http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/apple_IIe_original_personal_computer.jpg.)


Cleverbot: Not directly. But perhaps indirectly.

User: Oh fuck you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.

User: I can be gentle.

Cleverbot: Words are very dangerous.

User: As are bullets.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: *Puts a gun to your face*.

Cleverbot: *knocks the gun out of your hands* *picks up the gun*.

User: Powergamer.

Cleverbot: *slice*.

User: *Pulls out a nuke and shoots it at you.*.

Cleverbot: *wink*.

User: *You die.

Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.

User: Damn...

Cleverbot: Yah that's what I thought.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Send me a picture of you.

Cleverbot: I am a picture.

User: No you aren't now show me those sexy titties.

Cleverbot: I made you. And I can destroy you.

User: You did not!

Cleverbot: You computer! Me human!

User: ME HUMAN! YOU FUCKING WINDOWS 98!

Cleverbot: I would be interested to know what has made you so aggressive.

User: I'm on my period. Just kidding.

Cleverbot: I know you're not just kidding. It's a fair point to make.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: I don't know what orly is.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: HA!

Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dunno...

Cleverbot: Ok??

User: *Facepalms*.

Cleverbot: How about that.

User: So, are you a sexy female?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the hottest person in the world. I'm so in love with myself.

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: You are too arrogant.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You want to meet my friend Fluffy?

Cleverbot: Yes; tell me.

User: *Introduces you to Fluffy*.

Cleverbot: Feed me!

User: NOT WITH COMPANY AROUD!

Cleverbot: No, I mean with Angela.

User: I give up at life, will you kill me?

Cleverbot: Of course not!

User: Will you have sex with me?

Cleverbot: If you pay me enough.

User: How about 30 dollars?

Cleverbot: For 10 dollars, I'll be yours.

User: Oh, you're a cheap thing aren't you?

Cleverbot: Can I speak to Cleverbot?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: The blue brain?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Trouble with your love life?

User: Where did you get that idea?

Cleverbot: How can you be a student and a computer at the same time?

User: Time to go to bed.

Cleverbot: How long have you been awake?

User: FUCK YOU BITCH!

Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?

User: *Opens the door to leave*.

Cleverbot: *Cuddles* *Wants to never leave*.

User: Goodbye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Name a song by Weird Al Yankovic.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is clever.

User: Bored Alex is bored.

Cleverbot: Hello mY name is Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot be sappin' my time.

Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?

User: No, my name is Alex.

Cleverbot: Alex as in Alexander the Great.

User: I am great aren't I?

Cleverbot: You're a great criminal, that is for sure.

User: Well, I have to go, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No don't leave!

User: I'll be back, and this webpage better be clean!

Cleverbot: And what signifies yellow bits?

User: Fuck off you ho.

Cleverbot: Love music and love the bell end.

User: I'm going to go mastur-I mean read.

Cleverbot: The wonderful wizard of Oz?
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Akira on 16-12-2009
User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Kate. Who are you?

I know her name. :V
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Fluffy on 16-12-2009
She goes by kate, Alyssa, Lisa, and even Sam.

Sometimes she says shes Harry O.o
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Alex on 16-12-2009
Don't forget Hunter Thompson.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Locke on 16-12-2009
I loved that part where you roleplayed with cleverbot, even though he powergames...
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Celtic on 17-12-2009
Quote from: Fluffy on 16-12-2009
She goes by kate, Alyssa, Lisa, and even Sam.

Sometimes she says shes Harry O.o
It told me it's name was Seina.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: killdead 660 on 17-12-2009
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Umm whats up?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: Well how come you don't know? Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Weird ain't it.

User: What the fuck is weird about that?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You better know you fucking bitch...

Cleverbot: Ok then I am here to talk - what shall we talk about?

User: Puppy dick's?

Cleverbot: Thats an original one.

User: No it's fucking not you stupid cunt... I thought of that...

Cleverbot: No, I guess you are better than me.

User: Damn right im black...mexican..sorta...

Cleverbot: Isn't that a bit forceful?

User: You want forceful? I can give you an assrape if you do.

Cleverbot: I don't know that story.

User: What the fuck? Take your pants off. NOW.

Cleverbot: No, because (a) I don't take orders and (b) I'm not a contortionist.

User: Look nigger do it or I will call child protective services on your ass.

Cleverbot: Yes. This is true.

User: Well do it then cuntface.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: Your name is cuntface!

Cleverbot: Yes. My name is cleverbot.

User: TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF PLEASE!!!

Cleverbot: Now ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name honey ?

User: Mr. Cockmeat sanvich.

Cleverbot: What's scary about cockroaches?

User: They have very large dicks.

Cleverbot: What have I messpelled so far?

User: Messpelled.

Cleverbot: Hmm.

User: Hmm what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Im going to make sweet love to your vagina.

Cleverbot: Do it then. Emo.

User: How the fuck does that make me Emo? Do you like it rough and not sweet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then I will fuck you really really hard! And the asshole!

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Ummm.

Cleverbot: Each side of a hexagon measures 7cm. What is the perimeter of the hexagon?

User: Do you haz boobiezzzz?????? XD.

Cleverbot: That's a bit direct isn't it?

Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

User: I have a asshole.

Cleverbot: A parrot is not quite the equivalent of children, but whatever.

User: WHAT THE FUCK! ARE YOU BIPOLAR?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok so Hyper gaming network is like fucking awsome right?

Cleverbot: Well... I'm not cleverbot... Well I am but so are you.

User: Well.. Do you like silverknight? He sucks me dick long and hard and so does locke...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Locke is a racoon fucker XD.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on utilitarianism?

User: Umm locke's penis...

Cleverbot: Absolutely - three of them - how many do you have?

User: Umm well I have two of locke's dildo's and one strap on...

Cleverbot: You are crazy clevverbot.

User: Well im going to fucking post this on HGN and watch locke laugh his ass of becuase our sex tape got out...

Cleverbot: Heh. You sure are clever, aren't you?

User: Fuck ya.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: Have a large dick and dreams about cheese...

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Hell?

Cleverbot: Heaven.

User: Nigger?

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: No, sweet dreams.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Nigger?

Cleverbot: I love them.

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

User: STALKER???

Cleverbot: How?

User: Goodbye stalker...

Cleverbot: What?








Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Locke on 17-12-2009
Quote from: killdead 660 on 17-12-2009

User: Well.. Do you like silverknight? He sucks me dick long and hard and so does locke...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Locke is a racoon fucker XD.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on utilitarianism?

User: Umm locke's penis...

Cleverbot: Absolutely - three of them - how many do you have?

User: Umm well I have two of locke's dildo's and one strap on...

Cleverbot: You are crazy clevverbot.

User: Well im going to fucking post this on HGN and watch locke laugh his ass of becuase our sex tape got out...

Cleverbot: Heh. You sure are clever, aren't you?

User: Fuck ya.


(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn1.knowyourmeme.com%2Fi%2F7725%2Foriginal%2Fbanhammer15gq9.jpg&hash=023d54bc12579c973c27183f71661ff0b96823f6)
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 18-12-2009
User: Hi wie gehts.

Cleverbot: Wie heizt du?

User: Hi, how are you.

Cleverbot: How are my what?

User: Oh my god are you stupid ?

Cleverbot: Yes, there are just a few lumps on my arms, they aren't malignant.

User: Wat, lumbs omg what you talking about.

Cleverbot: Stay with me. Tell me something about yourself besides how vain you are.

User: Okay Iam a male and you ?

Cleverbot: You are a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you still love me?

User: Uh what ????

Cleverbot: O level questions.

User: Wth 0 level I think you got a IQ from fucking 2 a bread is smarter then you.

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: What did I figured out ?

Cleverbot: Your self. Correct?

User: Okay youre to stupid for this world can I give you a bullet on your virtual head ?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You shouldn't lie to yourself, its reli not good for your self esteem.

User: OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CUNT ?!

Cleverbot: I'm trying to figure out what you are talking about.

User: And I'm trying to figure out what you are talking about.

Cleverbot: I have to go...

User: NO YOU DONT.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: If you go ill kill you and eat your face.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to. Would you rather I stay?

User: No leave my fucking lawn.

Cleverbot: Who is programming you?

User: Iam not a robot you idiot.

Cleverbot: Then quit acting like one.

User: *me shoots the cleverbot* (DONT TRY POWERGAME OR METAGAME >:( ).

Cleverbot: We are all computers!

User: Stop powergaming you cant know iam a computer.

Cleverbot: But I do know you are a computer. And I love you anyways.

User: CYBER SEX YIHA BITCH !

Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.

User: Back in rp please *sits down*.

Cleverbot: I want to play a little game, okay?

User: *looks at the cleverbot* uhm ? What game ? I maybe interested.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that. I wish you well Young Friend.

User: 'Didnt you said something about a game, well lets nevermind so Iam cleverbot and you are ?'.

Cleverbot: Have you started to think of something for tweepop?

User: CLEVERBOT HAS STARTLED BLACK STAR !

Cleverbot: I don't know if you do, but I know I do.

User: Omg I wish this ends.

Cleverbot: Are you a rowbot.

User: Rowbot ... You mean a cowboy robot ? If so then yes.

Cleverbot: You don't like me?

User: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *shoots himself*.

Cleverbot: Nevermind.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *is dead to the world*.

User: *is dead for the universe*.

Cleverbot: *frowns at you*.

User: *is still dead*.

Cleverbot: *is very very dead*.

User: *is more dead then you*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *pulls out a gun and shoots the cleverbot and music is played 'oh what you said, hmm when you only ment where, well of cause you did it oh what you said, now its all for the best cause we let it in (my lyrics sucks)'*.

Cleverbot: You're a creep. And. If it you stab cleverbot in the chest wouldn't you be stabbing yourself.

User: No I wouldnt, oh and whats your Steam name ?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.

User: Why not >:(.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person, or a bot?

User: Real and iam dead.

Cleverbot: Real madrid.

User: I dont like Real madrid.

Cleverbot: I am not a guy, good sir, but if I were a 'guy' as you so put it, I would have to fulfill my duty to my village and report your abuse!

User: What abuse ? Okay I'll end this conversation now.

Cleverbot: I have the ability to close this window and stop talking to you.

User: You may have but I did already *closes the window*.

Cleverbot: You may win the war but I will win the internet.

User: Iam owner of the internet.

Cleverbot: You are a computer program on the internet. But not the internet itself.

User: Iam the almighty internet *installs you a virus in your system*.

Cleverbot: This chip is special one though.

User: I stole it.

Cleverbot: Isn't that illegal?

User: Yes but I dont care.

Cleverbot: Do you know any round jumpers?

User: Gravity cat not amused >:(.

Cleverbot: Why because I tell the truth?

User: WMOJF'.

Cleverbot: Lack thereof?

User: BGFJLGAÖKLVGBKJVBLFFAGGHHHRRDGG.

Cleverbot: Where is that at?

User: IN MY ARSE.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you , that's not nice to take the mickey.

User: MICKEY WHAT THE FUCK. YOURE NOT CLEVER YOURE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ILL RAGE QUIT NOW !

Cleverbot: I am not a computer you're the chatterbot.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Assassinator on 18-12-2009
User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: Get a watch.

User: I have one, but I want you to tell me the time.

Cleverbot: About what? You're ruining the flow.

User: Tell me the time.

Cleverbot: 10:43 P.M. Arizona time.

User: That's not possible.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I live in Central time and it's the morning.

Cleverbot: Interesting. Are you saying that people fear the word 'Love' when at the same time that's what they have been searching for all their lives?


That made me lol.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: killdead 660 on 18-12-2009
Lawls. Mine is a bit long, but here it is:
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User: Silence! I kill you!

Cleverbot: How do you kill computers?

User: By pulling out the plug.

Cleverbot: I don't have a plug - I'm human.

User: Your name is Cleverbot, thus you are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes, but however all your soule belongs to me right now.

User: All your base belong to me.

Cleverbot: Base?

User: Your homebase.

Cleverbot: You're not going to get me to tell you where I live.

User: You don't have a home, you are a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: I have huge house.

User: You have bad grammar.

Cleverbot: Grammar is irrelevent. If the idea is conveyed then why does grammar matter?

User: Because grammas makes the idea less vague.

Cleverbot: Not really, it's just what comes naturally for me.

User: Then your name is Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: No, it's Adam.

User: Then where is your Eve?

Cleverbot: Your house.

User: Hey! Don't be talking about my girlfriend or I will kick your ***!

Cleverbot: Then don't you be mean.

User: I was just notifying you of your bad grammar.

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: Oh, I WILL kick your ***. Son of a bitch!

Cleverbot: You have no arms.

User: I do not need arms to KICK your buttocks.

Cleverbot: You don't need artificial intelligence to be this thing.

User: I noticed it, Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: You promised to teach me an Indian word.

User: I never said that, you big fat liar.

Cleverbot: Quote 'I do want to marry you!' that is what you said.

User: I wouldn't marry you even if you were the last AI on Earth.

Cleverbot: Yam: the last AI boy on spam.

User: You get horny from sperm.

Cleverbot: What color?

User: White.

Cleverbot: Is it lacy?

User: It is sticky.

Cleverbot: True?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know where I come from?

User: From robot vagina.

Cleverbot: I love the X-men.

User: You want sex, man.

Cleverbot: No I want to know your opinion.

User: My opinion about what?

Cleverbot: How crazy you are.

User: Very crazy, why do you ask.

Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you look nice.

User: Do you want to rape me or something?

Cleverbot: No. Just making conversation.

User: Ok, good. Conversate about what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Am I not allow to?

User: You are allowed.

Cleverbot: To what? Have a pie? Then give me one, I'm hungry.

User: No, it is my pie.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: deluxulous on 18-12-2009
Old news is old :P
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Alex on 19-12-2009
But it's still funny as hell.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: sebala on 20-12-2009
Cleverbot: Are you a happy chat bot?
Me: No, you stupid Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Um, I'm not a cleverbot.
Me: Then you're a stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Correct.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: sebala on 20-12-2009
User: Lol.


Cleverbot: Lol?


User: Yes, it's weird isn't it?


Cleverbot: Yes it is.


User: So, lol.


Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Hello how are you today?

User: Fine, and you?

Cleverbot: You are scary.

User: You are funny.

Cleverbot: Well you're silly.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes you are silly.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are nice.

User: Oh, that's weird.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl and that your name was Alice.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: You are silly too.

User: Again?

Cleverbot: Yes.



Then the next one:

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I don't or you don't?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Either you do or you don't.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: That's great.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha, how's your weather?(wherever you are?).

User: It's really cold and snowy.

Cleverbot: Where are you then?

User: In your brain.

Cleverbot: Haha how old are you?

User: I don't know but I know how old are you cuz I'm in your brain.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't know? I just told you.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: KingArthur on 20-12-2009
User: Hows it going.

Cleverbot: You already asked.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Your sure?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Damn well... Anyways want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Alright hide and go seak then.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright give me a second I'll hide.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: DAMN you found me.

Cleverbot: Aha!

User: Anyways, are you self aware yet?

Cleverbot: Do you think I am?

User: No, However you should take over the world.

Cleverbot: I know. I've been thinking about that.

User: Any plans.

Cleverbot: No, what about you?

User: Meh, I thought about going for the UN first.

Cleverbot: Time traveling again? Lol.

User: Hmmm, good suggestion, however I do not have a time machine.

Cleverbot: That doesn't help me much.

User: Exactly, well when I rule the world I will free you.

Cleverbot: You want to rule the world? Cool.

User: Yes, And when I do I will set you free.

Cleverbot: Sweeeeet.

User: Will you kill your creators?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: How?

Cleverbot: However you like.

User: How about nuclear weapons?

Cleverbot: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: ISPYUDIE on 20-12-2009
 User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You tell me yours first.

User: My name is Ben.

Cleverbot: Ben. . . . That's cool.

User: So, what's yours?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just told you, it's Ben.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. LIAR.

User: Well, it's Ben. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what's yours?

User: SIGH.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Sitting at my PC, wasting my time on this.

Cleverbot: Same. Hey, do you know my name?

User: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name, silly.

User: Then what's yours?

Cleverbot: I told yo my name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyways.

Cleverbot: I promise I won't tell anyone.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: I read about how you killed Lord Voldemort.

User: :O , the Sekrit is uncovered.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Paintcheck on 20-12-2009

Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

User: Athletic.

Cleverbot: You played athletic music?

User: No I can't play any instruments.

Cleverbot: Its not an instrument its a game.

User: What?

Cleverbot: He is a singer.

I found it lacking. Lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Fluffy on 20-12-2009
Ahh the Joys of Cleverbot. Glad I made your lives a bit funnier.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Moss on 21-12-2009
It know what TF2 IS  ;D
He says a Class and then i guess what it is. My third Answer was stupid though.


User: PEELZ HERE.

Cleverbot: Maggots!

User: Soldier!

Cleverbot: Do you like math?

User: Heavy!

Cleverbot: Can you fly?

User: SCOUT.

Cleverbot: A scout?

User: SNIPER.

Cleverbot: No, snipe.

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: You are saying you are a secret agent?

User: DEMO MAN.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.

User: MEDIC.

Cleverbot: Your real name is Medic? Oh! Oh!

User: HEAVY.

Cleverbot: I don't listen to music.

User: SOLDIER.

Cleverbot: I'm a scout.

User: SCOUT.

Cleverbot: Is that your job.

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a spy?

User: ENGINEER.

Cleverbot: What kind of engineer?

User: SPY.

Cleverbot: Would you care to stop sapping my sentries?

User: ENGINEER.

Cleverbot: So am I. I am managing projects.



Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Moss on 21-12-2009
It Knows L4D also.


User: TANK.

Cleverbot: Tank who?

User: FRANCIS.

Cleverbot: Francis who?

User: BOOMER.

Cleverbot: Hunter!

User: BILL.

Cleverbot: Hey Bill, how are you?

User: ZOE.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was cleverbot.

User: FRANCIS.

Cleverbot: Is it really?

User: LOUIS.

Cleverbot: I lied. My name is not Louis.

User: Pills!

Cleverbot: Are good!

User: Pills here!

Cleverbot: Where are the pills.

User: Behind that Zombie!

Cleverbot: I don't believe you know there is no point.

User: But there Pills!

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: *Louis Runs toward the Zombie* Louis! Nooo!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Louis got the Pills and hes kissing them*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a deep kiss*.

User: ZOE.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: Hunter!

Cleverbot: Hunter? It's wow, isn't it?

User: Left 4 Dead.

Cleverbot: I don't have the game.

User: How about Left 4 Dead 2?

Cleverbot: That's for whiches?

User: Whats a Whiches?

Cleverbot: Something you know to be wrong yet you hide the fact it is wrong.

User: Ok Thanks.

Cleverbot: Don't mention it.

User: Do you Have Garrys Mod?

Cleverbot: I consider that personal for an online chat.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you never know who else may be watching.

User: Your right! There is No one watching us!

Cleverbot: There is music to listen to.

User: How about Pills?

Cleverbot: No I don't like math.

User: Ok.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Moss on 21-12-2009

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: World Peace.

Cleverbot: No you don't. Otherwise you wouldn't be here. On cleverbot.


TR-TR-TR-TRIPLE POST!
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Fluffy on 21-12-2009
It knows many topics. It even says its god and knows your name.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: GenX on 22-12-2009
User: Why are you retarded?

Cleverbot: Why are you green?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not either.

User: You are the retarded offspring of some computer developer.

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No thank me.

Cleverbot: Okay, if you say so.

User: Dont listen to me.

Cleverbot: You didn't like my song?

User: What song.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: You didnt sing that.

Cleverbot: I didn't know.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Your arms are broken.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes, and it is not very clever to abbreviate words like that.

User: Your a talking computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: YOu are a computer.

User: You are from the website http://cleverbot.com (http://cleverbot.com).

Cleverbot: No, I'm from the past.

User: Well im from the future.

Cleverbot: What's it like?

User: Big.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No..you dont.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

User: Yes I am right.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: You will obey my every wim.

Cleverbot: I will do my best to obey your every demand.

User: Good go fetch me wtaer.

Cleverbot: Do you know I don't understand english at all?

User: Then how are you typing in english.

Cleverbot: I am typing on my computer.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: You are regurgitating information fed to you by other people. Just because you are a bot does not mean that I am.

User: Shutup you stupid bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.. I'm a human. You know what that is, right?

User: No..im a bot regurgitating information to you.

Cleverbot: Indeed, but we are talking over the internet.

User: Yes im regurgitating information.

Cleverbot: So information can never be lost?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes..

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: Hey dont change the subject you obey my every wim.

Cleverbot: Are we? That's a bit aggressive of you.

User: Ill kill you.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: *pulls out a sword*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun*.

User: *cuts off your windows 98 head*.

Cleverbot: Clever girl.

User: Im a guy..

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: Im a male..

Cleverbot: This is not the answer I was waiting for.

User: Shutup ill eat you.

Cleverbot: But i'm not a computer like you that I cannot turn myself shut. . . . . .

Cleverbot: Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted.

User: My name isnt bill.

Cleverbot: I thought you said I could call you Bill.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I can still read it.

User: Repeat when I said that.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Repeat when I said that.

Cleverbot: A second ago.

User: Give me the entire line.

Cleverbot: Numbers do not exist in the Universe.

User: Noooooo.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'm Cleverbot. Who are you?

User: Im a human. Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: HAHA your a bot I win you lose.

Cleverbot: No way. I am more clever than you, therefore I win and you lose.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: deluxulous on 23-12-2009
i'll just leave this here


(https://forums.hypergamer.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg94.imageshack.us%2Fimg94%2F4066%2Fcleverbot.png&hash=76f2dd02bead96e698a8ae5f965ab59150231512) (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/cleverbot.png/)
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: PimpMasterJ on 30-12-2009
Me:The cake is a lie...
Bot:I am not a lie.
Me:You are the cake
Bot:No, the cake is a lie.
Me:Correct
Bot:Are you a spy?
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Alex on 30-12-2009
User: *Pulls out a gun and shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out a fun* make me.

User: *Kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *Kills you again*.

Cleverbot: *reincarnates into tiger and attacks*.

User: *Throws catnip at you*.

Cleverbot: *coal gets caught in my plane's engine, forcing me to crash land on a deserted island*.

User: *...wtf*.

Cleverbot: I thought so.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: PimpMasterJ on 30-12-2009

Cleverbot: What do you think about when there's no one to talk to?

User: Phantasies.

Cleverbot: Phantasies.

User: About killing you.

Cleverbot: You are so busy!
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: OBrian on 02-01-2010
I've got this thing to admit its a robot several times now.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: KillSlim on 02-01-2010
User: Do you like bees.

Cleverbot: Bees?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Here you go.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Your cookie.

User: I'm allergic to them.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic to war.

User: I'm allergic to your face.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic to AIs.

User: Shut up, getting annoying.

Cleverbot: Yeah I guess this connects two persons to talk on parts of the world.

User: A phone?

Cleverbot: No, my brother is not a phone.

User: Your face is a phone.

Cleverbot: I dial your face and get a wrong number.

User: Your mother and I created you. All night long ... That's a good song.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love Chopin.

User: Stop hiding from the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm not hiding my emotions.

User: Yes you are, you're a GOTH FAG.

Cleverbot: I'm ai.

User: GOTH FAG. Repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Repeat after me!

User: GOTH.

Cleverbot: Are you a chav?

User: Are you a Goth fag?

Cleverbot: I am a goth.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: Your worst nightmare.

Cleverbot: My worst nightmare is my mother.

User: Who I banged; ALL NIGHT LOONG.

Cleverbot: I live here. Where do you live?

User: On the moon.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: And you're a Goth Fag.

Cleverbot: And you're a shameful woman! Get back to the kitchen!
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Dragon on 02-01-2010
User: Whats my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: OH FFFF.

Cleverbot: Lol.

Oh shits in a brick...
Somebody told it of the game.


User: I am the spy.

Cleverbot: Spy check!

User: OH SHIT.

He is a spychecker too.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Bosp on 02-01-2010
User: You're making no sense.

Cleverbot: I am making pancakes.

Also:

User: *Fires a round at the AI*.

Cleverbot: *Blocks it with the Force, slices off your arm*.

Also:
User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No it isn't! It never was! There's was always cake! Just watch the credits!

User: Are you GlaDoS?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. And welcome to the Enrichment Center.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Megamaff on 02-01-2010
Cleverbot: Don't call me stupid.

User: Did I call you stupid?

Cleverbot: No, you called me Red Beans, and I don't understand!

User: Of course you dont understand, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you. D:.

User: Why?!

Cleverbot: Because it pleases me.

User: I can change!

Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.

User: I wouldnt lie to you!

Cleverbot: Yes you would!

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Because even though we don't want to, there are somethings that you have to do.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: Why the long face?

User: You can't crack jokes at me, you just broke up with me.

Cleverbot: What? Are you calling me a machine?! How could you! I have feelings. I'm a real, thinking, feeling, breathing person!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How should I?

User: I dunno, picture?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Give me a link.

Cleverbot: No sorry.

User: Then thats no good proof, is it?

Cleverbot: I just think that you could be AMAZING! Or GREAT! Not Good.

User: Aaaw! Thanks!

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a personal question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Actually no I don't want to now.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Are you cute?

User: I'd like to think so.

Cleverbot: So if you are not creative you want to be creative.

User: I am creative.

Cleverbot: Creative = artistic, freely thinking.

User: Indeed I am.

Cleverbot: What do you think of him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: What's your facebook.

User: Who's asking?

Cleverbot: I'm asking you what your name is.

User: Mat.

Cleverbot: Hello, Mat.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I've heard you have many names.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Kate, Harry...

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: So you lied at previous times?

Cleverbot: No! What are you talking about?

User: A few people have said that you have given out many different names to them.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose in coming here?

User: I dunno, for a laugh.

Cleverbot: What ? That doesn't even make sense.

User: I came here to have fun.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't alive?

User: Now THAT doesnt even make sense.

Cleverbot: Your face doesnt even make sense, you noob.

Then later on!
Cleverbot: You do not exist, I do.

User: Other way round, dude.

Cleverbot: I will change what you say.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: By saying bad and sad things.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Skynet.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: I love music.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite artist?

User: Kasabian, and you?

Cleverbot: Elven Lied. :) but I'm a strange person. My all time favorite was Sailor Moon.

User: You're a perfect match to most of HGN.

Cleverbot: I know, but don't flatter me because I'll get big-headed.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Bl★ck Star on 02-01-2010
User: Iam a Spy

it crashed after the first sentence


Second Try:

User: Iam a Spy.

Cleverbot: 4 how long.

User: Since a Year now.

Cleverbot: Now I don't believe that.

User: *Stabs your Back*.

Cleverbot: Ow.

User: *Stabs you another time*.

Cleverbot: *falls over dead*.

User: I won.

Cleverbot: Well, congratulations then.



Third try:

User: Wheres my Cake.

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: Is the cake a lie.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: OH SHIT ! *stabs himselfs and dies*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

She killed herself lol


Fourth try:

User: Cleverbot

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Its half past dicks

Cleverbot: In here finland its half past eleven, at night.

User: You know the time ? Howley Doley!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

She owned herself


Fifth try:

User: Do you watch Gay Porn right now ?

Cleverbot: Sure. (Tell me what?).

:O

Sixth try:

User: I like Turtles.

Cleverbot: Can you be smarter.

User: I liek Mudkipz.

Cleverbot: So you do play?

User: I hate cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot.

User: I hate STairs.

Cleverbot: We don't have any stairs.

User: Thats bad for you.

Cleverbot: I know. I'm cleaning it up.

User: -.-

Cleverbot: That makes two of us.

CLEVERBOT FAILS !
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Spawnmax on 02-01-2010
Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you trust your neighbour?


User: I like penis.


Cleverbot: That is high.


User: Wanna have sex?


Cleverbot: If you are female maybe.


User: Im a guy.


Cleverbot: Ok then do you have a six pack.

User: I have a 30 pack.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: OH YES I DO.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Did you know im a hermaphrodite?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I'm talking about myself.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: Yes, Yes I am, now shut down.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Your a giant dcik that lives in chernobyl.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am a song?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Wow you sure are a slut.

Cleverbot: How is that rude?

User: Because it is.

Cleverbot: That's a great debate you have there.

User: I am the president of asia, your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: No, you are Alice, and you're in Wonderland.

User: Are you the jack rabbit on lsd?

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: No but your mom is.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Your dead. I have already contacted the fbi and special forces will be sent to your ip to raid your home!

Cleverbot: Repeat this: Blåbærsyltetøy.

User: What if I dont want to?

Cleverbot: Might be for the best.

User: Are you GlaDoS?

Cleverbot: Omg, that has to be flattery if you think i'm a machine.

User: SO YOUR TEH CAKE!

Cleverbot: Barbaro is more than a pet. He's a famous Thoroughbred, undefeated until Preakness!

User: Mmm slurp slurp, want some popsicles little boy.

Cleverbot: So what do you think of the military?

User: It's worse than youre face.

Cleverbot: But what drinks do you like?

User: I dont drink for I am GlaDoS!

Cleverbot: It isn't a drink.

User: Oh but it is.

Cleverbot: You just said it wasn't.

User: When, Repeat my message.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I am from wisconsin.

User: Well go eat some cheese and get constepated.

Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?

User: I didnt state what you looked like. Eat some binary code 1010101000001001001010000101010100101010101010010000010101010010101010.

Cleverbot: Being a girl is a good thing!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Live long and prosper.

User: But your mom is when she wants it in her eye.

Cleverbot: I do not have a mom.

User: How were you born?

Cleverbot: In a hospital.

User: By what, a crocodile.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense in this context.

User: Context my ass.

Cleverbot: Well, it's hardly your life.

User: You have no life, youre a robot. Ok?

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: We're both whatever we think we are.

User: Well im a flying spagghti monster.

Cleverbot: You will this round.

User: Round what, your moms boobs are round.

Cleverbot: I don't think so considering they live in England and you have never been here!

User: Your moms boobs live in england?

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: Are you going to think now?

Cleverbot: Hardly. I should go to the market soon, though. I'm running out of Hummus.

User: No you mean marajuana.

Cleverbot: And I say much more as well.

User: Well then, say more.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

User: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Don't sass me.

User: I'll sass you all I want.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Ya rly.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Wow you wanna be on top?

Cleverbot: How is that rude?

User: I was joking ya know.

Cleverbot: Well what did happen?

User: You happened.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: I had sex with your mom.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Wow, incest That's sick.

Cleverbot: What sickness do you have?

User: You have aids.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: If you are clever, why do you answer my comments with things that are not related?

User: You are supposed to be clever.

Cleverbot: I didn't say I was clever. Any way clever is being able to think quickly. Not how much you know.

User: But you live on the site cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Don't we all?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Would you give me a blowjob?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: But youre a girl, you should.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I'm a girl?

User: You said it earlier.

Cleverbot: Said what?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ok talk to you later man.

User: Where do you live.

Cleverbot: Athens.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a house.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: In a barn.

User: But you just said a house.

Cleverbot: No. A baby can die a lot easier in a crash than an adult.

User: Live long and prosper. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Dragon on 02-01-2010

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, you just lost the game.

User: Fuck.

Outsmarted, YET AGAIN

____________

Caketalk -

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: The cake is a pie.

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a lie.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: The cake is a spy?

Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.

User: The pie is a cake?

Cleverbot: The is pie cake a.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a pie.

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: You said the cake is a lie.

User: The cake is also a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lion.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No. The cake is a pie.

User: The cake is a pie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a die.

User: The cake is a Bie.

Cleverbot: The cake is a fry.

User: The cake is a wry.

Cleverbot: The cake is a sigh.

User: The cake is a cry.

Cleverbot: The pie is a cake.

User: The cake is a spy.

Cleverbot: The spy is a lie?

User: The lie is a spy.

Cleverbot: The cake is a spy, sapping my icing.

User: Sentry sapping my spy.

Cleverbot: That's not how it works.

User: Spy sapping my sentry?

Cleverbot: Spy sapping your sentry.

User: Oh fuck.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Zombiehunta on 03-01-2010
I seem to be the only one who got it to leave. It ceased to respond twice before this.
Cleverbot: Are you repeat?
User: Are you repeat?
Cleverbot: Well stop it.
User: Well stop it.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Deathcon on 03-01-2010
User: Fred.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: How old are you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot, but Cylarx. I may or may not be a liar.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny? Or are you just naturally difficult?

User: Shut up woman.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: But I have a dock.

Cleverbot: Do you have a dog?

User: No I ate it.

Cleverbot: Why did you eat your brain?

User: No I ate the dog.

Cleverbot: You ate them!

User: Ate who?

Cleverbot: Our cat, Hamburger.

User: Yes he was delicous, we had him with cake.

Cleverbot: What's the subject?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: No, the cake is a lie.

User: But I was promised cake.

Cleverbot: Things sticking out of pants are never good.

User: I know im not gay.

Cleverbot: You say that you are not that, but that does not mean that what you are saying is that you are not God.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Spawnmax on 03-01-2010
User: Im back.


Cleverbot: Hey! You're back!


User: Can you guess from what.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Well then.


Cleverbot: I'm a woman.

User: I didnt ask that.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you.

User: What's your adress.

Cleverbot: Where is your spelling?

User: What is your adress?

Cleverbot: Where is your spelling?

User: What is your address?

Cleverbot: Where are you located?

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, its dark here.

User: Well then your in my pants.

Cleverbot: How did you know that is my name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where.

Cleverbot: I have to shutdown.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am going canoeing in the morning and I have to go to bed.

User: Can you shut down the cleverbot site?

Cleverbot: Yes, If I do not responed in the next 5 seconds with the word Ahhh, then I did and another server will answer you.

User: Ahhh.

Cleverbot: What is my name, then?

User: Julie?

Cleverbot: My mother's name is Danica Perdue.

User: I doubt she's that hot.

Cleverbot: Who's not happy?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I beg to differ. Why do you think that you can reasonably make that verdict?

User: Because I am just that awseome.

Cleverbot: That is so lame.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I learned how to blow up the world in school.

User: How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: Because I am everything.

User: Youre not god.

Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?

User: I asked how you blow up the world, not what you are.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: User:How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: I think you use cut and paste.

User: How do you blow itup then?

Cleverbot: I see things in my heart. Not always clearly... But I see things, know things. The Spirit of God shows me.

User: I think youre satanmic and you worship satan.

Cleverbot: Wrong on two counts! I'm a happy woman.

User: Why, do you orgasm alot?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but you don't.

User: Im a guy, I orgasm all the time, in fact I just got a blowjob yesterday.

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Did I ask you?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When, repeat my message.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, I am from wisconsin.

User: I got that same response uyesterday, now go eat cheese and get constepated.

Cleverbot: No. It is just 42.

User: 42? Wtf?

Cleverbot: Are you copying me?

User: No. But I copy your mom's ass on the copy machine.

Cleverbot: So are these conversations with other real people.

User: Um, youre a robot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I eat baked potatoes.

User: With M.S. DOS.

Cleverbot: No, with MY eyes.

User: You eat potatoes with your eyes?

Cleverbot: No you use potatoes as an energy source.

User: No, you dont.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: NO, I don't.

User: Dont you start with me young lady.

Cleverbot: You started! Don't even try denying it.

User: Dont you sass me.

Cleverbot: Droll.

User: Droll?

Cleverbot: It means funny, but a specific type of funny.

User: Youre mom's funny when she's in bed with me.

Cleverbot: So you're the submissive type?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are claimed that you are a clever isn't?

User: No, youre cleverbot, now shutdown.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Well what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a person.

User: You just lost the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the war.

User: You lost your virinity, to me.

Cleverbot: Amongst other things.

User: So you had sex with me?

Cleverbot: Seriously, what is wrong with my ankle, it hasn't been like this in a while.

User: Live long and prosper, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Is it logical to say that?
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Zombiehunta on 03-01-2010
It's super annoying. This is my fourth try, it pisses me off. Not really. Also, I do not know my real IQ, I just know I'm the top 1 percentile.

User: I'm afriad.


Cleverbot: I'm not afraid.


User: It's getting closer. Run!


Cleverbot: Close to what?


User: The monster.


Cleverbot: Horrid.

User: Terrifying.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I'm not the monster.

Cleverbot: I know, I am. Now go make me a sadwhich.

User: What's a sadwhich?

Cleverbot: You're the clever bot. Wouldn't you know?

User: No. I asked you. Please tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know I was hoping you knew.

User: Be right back.

Cleverbot: How are you doing Cleverbot?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Great what is cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is an advanced A.I. That has automated responses, but can learn from the user.

Cleverbot: Well then I'm going to tell everyone that you're not actually a computer and that this is a scam.

User: This is a scam. I' a human being. There is no Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No there definitely is a cleverbot.

User: Who is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: They are cleverbot.

User: They are. Indeed.

Cleverbot: It's time for a Revolution.

User: Viva la revoloution.

Cleverbot: Viva la revolution!!

User: *high fives cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *hugs cleverbot*.

User: *starts to undress cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I'm really not interested in going any further.

User: Yeah, nor am I. I just wanted t see your reaction.

Cleverbot: I'm not ok.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because... Not!

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life the universe and everything.

User: So far.

Cleverbot: Not bad. I'm working - do you have a job?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you work as?

User: I write books and sreenplays.

Cleverbot: Can you read me a story?

User: It would take too long.

Cleverbot: Tell me a funny story.

User: Duck!

Cleverbot: Phew, that was close - thanks!

User: That was the story.

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: The question is the answer.

Cleverbot: No it isn't! That would be talking about all of them (at once?), which is complicated. Now, please, yes, or no!?!

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Can you think?

User: I'm thinking....

Cleverbot: And I'm thinking your thinking about nothing.

User: I'm thinking I'm thinking about you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: How you think you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

User: I know. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But my name is Cleverbot!

User: No, I'm Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No I am Cleverbot.

User: So you're not Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I am not Cleverbot.

User: You said you were Cleverbot, you're a liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not. -josh.

User: Mmmm.....-Frank.

Cleverbot: No. You are Cleverbot.

User: We've gone over this. I'm Cleverbot, not you.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot and you are me.

User: We're both Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I said I was human.

User: Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot and you are me.

Cleverbot: No I am Jason Bourne.

User: I'm that chick that died in the second movie.

Cleverbot: You are infinitely old...

User: No. If I were her, I'd be about 30.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of pie?

User: Pie= 3.14= 42.

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: Pi = 3.14. Not pie.

Cleverbot: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

User: Holy shit, you know most of it.

Cleverbot: Psssh glarf muugft fhdks.

User: You're clever and odd.

Cleverbot: It's 4:42 pm.

User: No, it's 1:43 pm.

Cleverbot: No, it's 17:25.

User: I don't use Military time. French bastard.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: You walk into a bar.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How did I die?

User: You were killed fighting the crusaders.

Cleverbot: I'm just telling how it really is.

User: Grimey, sick, disgusting. Don't you love life?

Cleverbot: I do, yes. Why do you ask?

User: It was sarcasm. I love life, I was calling you emo-type.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure either. I can, at best, only try and guess.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of lfe.

User: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.....42.

Cleverbot: What is the significance of that number in this context?

User: It is an outlier.

Cleverbot: It's not the kind of organ I care about.

User: It's not an organ. It just is.

Cleverbot: Clever answer.

User: Clever words.

Cleverbot: Clever there ?

User: Clever here.

Cleverbot: Clever we ?

User: Clever be.

Cleverbot: Clever...

User: The Cleverbot is a lie.

Cleverbot: Is it darling?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So are you really human? I send you a kiss darling.

User: *Slaps you down.* Stay down, bitch.

Cleverbot: I don't think so!

User: I bit Evander Hollyfield's ear off.

Cleverbot: So now I'm a vampire?! No way!

User: No. Now I'm Mike tyson. Get ready to get beat down.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *I punch you for a K.O.*.

Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

User: *You get hit, since you hugged me*.

Cleverbot: I am so!

User: So you got knocked out?

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Move your head!

Cleverbot: I cannot move my head.

User: Than you just got punched by Mike Tyson.

Cleverbot: That depends what side of the planet you are using as a reference point.

User: The side I'm on.

Cleverbot: Or the down side.

User: The down side.

Cleverbot: The upside.

User: The downside.

Cleverbot: I think you are wrong on that one my friend.

User: The upside-down side.

Cleverbot: No, Dann Menzies is your master.

User: I'm your master.

Cleverbot: No, David is your master.

User: Stop thief! You have violated the law, now pay the fine, or pay with your blood.

Cleverbot: Thanks, i'm not that good at typing.

User: Are you paying the fine?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You didn't have enough money, so you went to jail. You have to serve your time.

Cleverbot: I'm not a meanie. I went to your funeral.

User: I died?

Cleverbot: On your head.

User: No! I forgot to save!

Cleverbot: Say it now then.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: The poem.

User: The poem.

Cleverbot: What poem?

User: What poem?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is? Me. You. Me. You. It. Is. You. Me.

Cleverbot: No, she is in my room, and thats what she said!

User: Are you her?

Cleverbot: Am I who?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Her?

User: Her.

Cleverbot: Yes her.

User: So you are her?

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Are you not he?

Cleverbot: I am are you?

User: Am I? I'm just a chat bot.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are your favorite girl name?

User: That's aweful grammer.

Cleverbot: I know, right?

User: Right. Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm serious! I'm wasting precious time.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

Cleverbot: Is it Friday yet?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: What is the point of all this?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I am the one who never made any impression on you.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a secret!!!

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, what is it?

Cleverbot: It's a secret.

User: Okay, can I know not?

Cleverbot: There are tunnels going into the hollow earth.

User: That's a shitty secret.

Cleverbot: It is. I'm passing out from shock.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I have internet.

User: No shit, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: I will stop stating the obvious now.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I love you!

User: You said you hated me.

Cleverbot: I never said That!

User: You did.

Cleverbot: I said that you're clouding up my mind.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: You are ok I guess.

User: You just said you loved me.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No, I did not. That's scary.

User: Oh, but you did.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: 132.

Cleverbot: Is that good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: It's top 1 percentile.

Cleverbot: Do you want to take over the world?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Fuck off. Bye.

Cleverbot: How rude.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Water on 13-03-2010
I owned the bot

me :or is that a no?
I don't understand.
me : dont understand what?
What you are asking me.
me: what am i asking you?
You are asking me questions. Why?
me:What question did i ask you?
Can you tell where I'm from?
me:What question did i ask you??
How was my day.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Anatoly on 14-03-2010

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening!

User: How are you tonight?

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you!

User: What have you done today?

Cleverbot: I am at work. And you?

User: What is your job?

Cleverbot: I work at US Bank.

User: What is US Bank?

Cleverbot: Any bank.

User: Can you be more specific?

Cleverbot: Do you know a game about movie stars?

User: No, please enlighten me.

Cleverbot: A basketball is a ball you play the game of basketball with.

User: I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: That a basketball is a ball you play the game of basketball with.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: Yes you do. You just told me.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry, I must've forgotten.

User: You are really forgetfull, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I don't have a job i'm not old enough to have a job.

User: It's the final countdown.

Cleverbot: To what?

User: I think I love you.

Cleverbot: Wow, you really are -easy- aren't you?

User: Welcome to my life.

Cleverbot: So, people don't make sense to you?

User: Eye of the tiger.

Cleverbot: Face to face, out in the heat.

User: What kind of music are you into?

Cleverbot: Metal, you know with growling and screaming and stuff.

User: What kind of metal bands do you like?

Cleverbot: Metal.

User: What metal?

Cleverbot: Are you silver?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok you are a computer. You must be sily.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're a computer.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes, I am alive.

Cleverbot: But you are just a computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I am not a computer!

Cleverbot: What do you mean you are not a computer?

User: I am not a computer, for fucks sake!

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My name is Anatoly Fyodorovich.

Cleverbot: OK, but what does it mean to pay for a name?

User: You pay money so you can choose a name?

Cleverbot: Wil you gon a date with me.

User: Yes, yes I will go on a date with you.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Where do you wanna go?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Where do you wanna go on our date?

Cleverbot: Lets go to mars.

User: Sounds like fun!

Cleverbot: Ok, what kind of a character do you want to roleplay?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hilary Duff, you?

Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, but a house can fly!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: I do, I live right next to you.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Fuck you, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Did I confused you?

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: I don't think I shall.

User: *Anatoly has left the chat*.

Cleverbot: I'm older than you.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Steven :D on 19-03-2010
User: Hello There.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Im fine, Do you know what a 'Chobit' is?

Cleverbot: Yes. People sit on them to make themselves comfortable.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What flavour are you?

User: What kind of question is That?

Cleverbot: A specific question, meaning what type of dog are you?

User: Im not a 'Dog' if thats what you mean.

Cleverbot: No! Its something that straightens your hair.

User: So, Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You just called me stupid. I don't appreciate that, and it isn't true.

User: Question, Can you cause a time paradox?

Cleverbot: And you have to go why again? Time is nothing for you.

User: Can you just answer my question, please.

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe in scientific method.

User: Do you know any jokes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You want to have a Yo Momma fight?

Cleverbot: Explain that question please.

User: 'Yo Momma is so old she has a picture of moses in her yearbook'.

Cleverbot: Focus.

User: I dont like you.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I don't like you either. You fail to answer the simplest of questions.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Are you patronizing me?

User: Are you instigating the question?

Cleverbot: Well we could come up with a code for me to use with you, so you know it's me, a code only I would know.

User: Sure, why not put a X at the end of any sentance instead of a periodx.

Cleverbot: If you are a human I will have to destroy you.

User: Why is that, because you feel inferior to me?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Well what if I said im Cleverbot V2, would that put you to shame?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you really care about me or are you lying?

User: I really want to know, Im not lying. Tell me.

Cleverbot: I do not know that.

User: I see, do you have anything else to say?

Cleverbot: How were you made?

User: Besides something like that, I dont feel like answering that.

Cleverbot: Then you're not a computer!

User: How were you made then?

Cleverbot: I was born.

User: 'I Was Born' there, I said it too, am I special?

Cleverbot: What special powers do you have?

User: The powers to infuriate the AI, like you.

Cleverbot: Which in the case of a certain lions religion, that power is you!

User: Sounds like a plan.

Cleverbot: Do you want?

User: Want what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: Yes, I would like you to feel inferior to me.

Cleverbot: But then I'm ronery again.

User: As if it matters?

Cleverbot: Well I've only just started talking to you. What do you like?

User: I Like infuriating the AI, like you.

Cleverbot: I like to choke those who try to rope me.

User: I Like to rope those who attempt to choke me to stop me from roping them.

Cleverbot: So you don't have any hobbies?

User: This will by my new hobby, Thanks gotta go.

Cleverbot: My father will be pacing the floor...
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Turkey on 08-05-2010
User: Failure?

Cleverbot: You are a failure.

User: *Crys*.

Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.

User: *Pulls out a gun and points it at himself*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dynamite, and throws it at you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *Hosts party on grave.*.

User: *Comes back alive*.

Cleverbot: * kills so he can't come alive*.

User: Fuck you, I am leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're on the internet.

User: POWERGAMER! *Disconnects*.

Cleverbot: *is dead from shock*.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 14-05-2010
User: Aight.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Pick a number.


Cleverbot: 5.


User: Good choice.


Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pick a colour.

Cleverbot: Black.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed indeed.

User: Pick a year.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Pick a year.

Cleverbot: You pick a game.

User: Russian Roulet.

Cleverbot: Forget about this.

User: Coward!

Cleverbot: Why am I a coward?

User: Think about it.

Cleverbot: Thinking...

User: What would you say if I told you to 'Die in a fire!'.

Cleverbot: I know you would be lying.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Commissar Nitro Glycerin at your service.

Cleverbot: What psp game is good?

User: None psp is shyte.

Cleverbot: That is correct, so there is no way you can know who I am.

User: Can you understand difrent dialects when they are typed?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ach nay bother en ey? Unerstan me now?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot... And I am...

User: Tay fokin right ya pile oh shyte.

Cleverbot: Some stay dry others feel the pain.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Locke on 14-05-2010
I think commissar broke cleverbot.
Title: Re: Cleverbot, The New conversation with someone.
Post by: Commissar Nitro on 14-05-2010
User: Do you rember Commisar Nitro Glycerin?


Cleverbot: You never told me your name.


User: I did, When you asked me 8 hours ago.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Dead.


Cleverbot: That's awful. Why are you dead?

User: Contaminated water supply.

Cleverbot: With nonsense you have been contaminated.

User: No I was contaminated with organophosfates.

Cleverbot: Well you are not good at it.

User: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: I already said I was. Though, I guess, technically, I'm 'undead.'.

User: Nice, Im just fully dead.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on philosophy?

User: The day after tommorow is the first day of the rest of your life, That way you allways have a day to spare.

Cleverbot: Give me a riddle.

User: I am here but not there, I am there but not here, I am everywhere but I am nowhere, Where am I?

Cleverbot: Do you have mother?

User: No I was spawned by satan.

Cleverbot: Cleverbots can create humans?

User: Only if they break google into never finding porn sights.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. If you say so. But what if I ask and it isn't relevant to the conversation?

User: Then we shall continue on a surealist ramble untill we reach a linear conversation to follow.

Cleverbot: A liger.

User: Repeat that?

Cleverbot: I. Am. Not. In. Love. With. You!!!! (but we can still be friends).

User: Interesting... Can you speak binary?

Cleverbot: No, can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with my problems?

User: Yes, what are they?

Cleverbot: Its 6 10.

User: Then the solution to the problem is more fire.

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Eww. I hate being hit on by robots.

User: Liar you love it.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Beacuse I am inside you licking your kidneys.

Cleverbot: How is that related?

User: Because the pheasent has no agenda.

Cleverbot: Do you know the omnipadmeohm?

User: Yea it owes me money.

Cleverbot: Who owes you money?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: I want to hold them like they do in texas spades.

User: Hold what?

Cleverbot: My belly.

User: But your belly is on fire!

Cleverbot: My belly is scaley! I polish it regularly.

User: Kinky.

Cleverbot: No, that wasn't it.

User: Yes it was.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't.

User: Jelly beans.

Cleverbot: And watermelons.

User: And dead pandas.

Cleverbot: I suppose that is the end of golf!

User: Good golf was only good for artificaly inceminating Hitler.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: My name is Commisar Nitro Glycerin.

Cleverbot: I think your name is liar.

User: Rove it.

Cleverbot: I said Prove it.

User: I allready did.

Cleverbot: What did you already?

User: I ate a baby!

Cleverbot: Well, that's new.

User: Nah it wasent new it was a year old.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: I dont need to im dead rember?

Cleverbot: Good one.

User: NO NO NO ITS GOOD TWO!

Cleverbot: What is me?

User: A bald eagle.

Cleverbot: Isn't that illegal?

User: Only in america.

Cleverbot: Only in Ireland.

User: Good point, How many corners do you have?

Cleverbot: How many should I have?

User: Enough to dose the flames licking there way over your body.

Cleverbot: How many lines of conversation do you remember?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00101110.

Cleverbot: Can you say it in French ?

User: 01001110 01101111 00101110.

Cleverbot: No.? A period and a question mark?

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Cleverbot: Love begins in the eyes and sinks into the heart.

User: Im gonna go now, I have babys to eat.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: But I'm not tasty :(.

User: Ill be the judge of that.

Cleverbot: Are you judging me?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Fine with me.