Post in order from 1 - 1000
(do not break the chain)
1.) Headcrabs don't need eyes to see
2.) You can carry an rpg a shotgun and a machine gun and not be slowed down
3) crowbars are the most awesome melee weapon in the history of gaming
4.) Sometimes, citizen's dream about cheese.
5.) How to kill zombies.
8.) Combine isn't friendly!
Quote from: Dark Angel on 07-03-2010
8.) Combine isn't friendly!
COMBO BREAKER!
1.) G-Man is not realited to G-Spot
2.) Where the Headcrab babies come from Ôô
9.) Gordon Freeman's real face is taboo
10.) Hl2 series is overated.
11) Old desolate prisons are a sterile environment for surgery.
12) You can destroy a helicopter with a crowbar.
13.) Zombies have feelings.
14. Valve sucks at making trilogies.
15.) Dr.Kleiner has a face like the devil
(ill post a screen soon)
16.) There is a crazed monk in Ravenholm
17.) Father Grigori is sexy!
18) That the combine think we shouldn't have kids or sex
19) That the combine Generals really really really suck at war.
20.) Striders are cute =^.^=
21) That Black mesa Scientists can survive a nuclear explosion.
22) Citizens can get shot 15 times and still be alive, but Combines will get shot from 4 and die. Human all the way !
23.) Gordon Freeman cant be destroyed by a quantum nuclear explosion when a Citadel explodes, while standing in a Train.
24) Grenades can magically appear out of an MP7
25) The M16A1 is not only higher poly but is the exact same as the MP5 that was its lower poly counter part.
26) Super human armored combine die faster than a bitch in a jump suit.
27) Pants have limitless capacity*.
*This is a lesson from many, many games.
28) You can carry over 200 sausages on your person
29. There can only be one Freeman
30. Mute people can save worlds
31. Not all hereos need to say anything
32. Giant babies can shoot energy at you
33. Zen is not peaceful
34. Trains can teleport betweem time
35. G-Man is made of metal
36. G-Man's I.D. card is the size of his entire suit case
37. G-Man must always carry his suit case
38. Black Mesa's air ducts are actually just a big maze
39. After stopping an invasion, the invasion continues
40. Tons of people look exactly the same
41. People Freeman knows only live in City 17
42. The world is very easy to take over
43. Scientists are total idiots
44. Security Guards from research facilities can do anything
45. The Military all suck except for one Adrian Shepard
46. Vortiguants can be aliens that kill everything, or just Jamaicans
47. G-man is a molester..
48) antlions are cute
49) You don't have to speak to be a badass
50.) Oh Fiddlesnicks
50.)LAMAR ! HEADY NO!
51.) Zombines are team killers.
52.) In G-man's Breifcase there is a Pistol
53) Zombies can be fast too
54 ) Breen Is a crackhead
55 ) Giant slug aliens that can control stuff with their mind and are in the buisness of taking over worlds < a giant mechanichal ape-shaped creature made of scraps, apparantly.
56: you cant see your legs
57:Crow Bar is superior to rpg
58: Breen is in a dark room outside of the canals, surrounded by blackness..
59: Advisors enjoy brainzzzzz
60. Dark Angel isn't lesbian.
Quote from: lolKieck on 28-05-2010
60. Dark Angel isn't lesbian.
Derailed
60. GlaDos knows how to bake cake.
Quote from: Dark Angel on 08-03-2010
17.) Father Grigori is sexy!
BEAT DAT HUH
61. Gordon is the only scientist in black mesa with a beard.
62. A physicist can stop an alien invasion in 33 minutes with just a crowbar and a lot of bunny hoping. (Wonder why they called it a 7 hour war then.)
63. Jumping constantly is faster then running.
64. Getting hit by mass amount of poison from poison head crabs will not kill you.
65. Saw blades + gravity gun = fun
66. Breen talks funny when he is around the gravity gun.
67. Combine like to dance when on fire or covered in bug bait.
68. We learn a (tiny) bit about what the combine home world looks like. (Right before you defeat breen, you can see the combine home world.)
69. Breen could be a adviser.
70. Combine are just humans turned cyborg.
71. G-Man is a stalker. "Get out of here stalker."
72. G-Man blew up black mesa.
73. Barney has a chud toad in his locker.
74. Barney also thinks there is aliens before the events of black mesa.
75. Gordon has a wife and daughter. (Picture in locker = maybe)
76. Alyx is great in hand to hand combat.
77. Alyx also has a great ass.
(and a bump to finish this off.)
78. Gordon Freeman can beat down a giant creature that can punt him 20 feet with a crobar.
79.Adrian Shepard is a bad ass.
80: Gordan Freemon never ages.
81) A barnicle can and will eat anything that is alive, even if it is bigger than them
(Antlion guards, for example.)
82) If a hunter chopper shoots you with it's cannon, your airboat will not be dented.
If you fire at a hunter chopper with the cannon, it explodes with sustained fire.
Rebel tech ftw.
83) We don't go to Ravenholm.
84) Rollermines will attack combine if their targeting sensors are reset using EMP, but will not attack rebels.
85) Pick up that can, criminal scum.
86) Breen is a bad War Commander, he can't stop 1 Person.
87) Advisers fuck your brain.
88) Advisers like to eat spinal cord
89:Alyx said to go to ravenholm.Then said for dog to come and move the rubble.
O COULDVE GOTTEN BACK TO ER.
90) Gordan Freeman has a brother called John Freeman.
91) Zombie goast, leave this place!
92) Xen is spelled "Xen" not "Zen".
93) Eli is a one legged hobo scientist.
94) Eli can break these cuffs.
95) You can get a gun that can pick up huge object yet not weigh the player down due to the weight.
95) There can be only one crowbar of godness.
96) Alyx is a lesbian.
97) Gordon freemans uncanon clone went to the zone as a rookie and died with a deagle and an special deagle near him called "BIG BEN!"
98) JABBA MY ICING.
99) Dr. Frohmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
100. Dr Breen furiously masturbates in his office all day.