1000's Things we have learned from half life!

[Welek]

26) Super human armored combine die faster than a bitch in a jump suit.

[Chaosye]

27) Pants have limitless capacity*.

*This is a lesson from many, many games.

[Locke]

28) You can carry over 200 sausages on your person

[Zombiehunta]

29. There can only be one Freeman
30. Mute people can save worlds
31. Not all hereos need to say anything
32. Giant babies can shoot energy at you
33. Zen is not peaceful
34. Trains can teleport betweem time
35. G-Man is made of metal
36. G-Man's I.D. card is the size of his entire suit case
37. G-Man must always carry his suit case
38. Black Mesa's air ducts are actually just a big maze
39. After stopping an invasion, the invasion continues
40. Tons of people look exactly the same
41. People Freeman knows only live in City 17
42. The world is very easy to take over
43. Scientists are total idiots
44. Security Guards from research facilities can do anything
45. The Military all suck except for one Adrian Shepard
46. Vortiguants can be aliens that kill everything, or just Jamaicans

[Pawx]

47. G-man is a molester..

[Turkey]

48) antlions are cute

[Nova]

49) You don't have to speak to be a badass

[Bl★ck Star]

50.) Oh Fiddlesnicks

[RG4ORDR]

50.)LAMAR ! HEADY NO!

[Bucky]

51.) Zombines are team killers.

[Zen]

52.) In G-man's Breifcase there is a Pistol

[Nova]

53) Zombies can be fast too

[Bucky]

54 ) Breen Is a crackhead

[Lion]

55 ) Giant slug aliens that can control stuff with their mind and are in the buisness of taking over worlds < a giant mechanichal ape-shaped creature made of scraps, apparantly.

[Turkey]

56: you cant see your legs

[Bucky]

57:Crow Bar is superior to rpg

[Chaos]

58: Breen is in a dark room outside of the canals, surrounded by blackness..

[Bucky]

59: Advisors enjoy brainzzzzz

[lolKieck]

60. Dark Angel isn't lesbian.

[Bl★ck Star]

60. Dark Angel isn't lesbian.

Derailed


60. GlaDos knows how to bake cake.

[lolKieck]

17.) Father Grigori is sexy!

BEAT DAT HUH

[Bl★ck Star]

17.) Father Grigori is sexy!

BEAT DAT HUH

Its true =3

[commanthe2]

61. Gordon is the only scientist in black mesa with a beard.
62. A physicist can stop an alien invasion in 33 minutes with just a crowbar and a lot of bunny hoping. (Wonder why they called it a 7 hour war then.)
63. Jumping constantly is faster then running.
64. Getting hit by mass amount of poison from poison head crabs will not kill you.
65. Saw blades + gravity gun = fun
66. Breen talks funny when he is around the gravity gun.
67. Combine like to dance when on fire or covered in bug bait.
68. We learn a (tiny) bit about what the combine home world looks like. (Right before you defeat breen, you can see the combine home world.)
69. Breen could be a adviser.
70. Combine are just humans turned cyborg.
71. G-Man is a stalker. "Get out of here stalker."
72. G-Man blew up black mesa.
73. Barney has a chud toad in his locker.
74. Barney also thinks there is aliens before the events of black mesa.
75. Gordon has a wife and daughter. (Picture in locker = maybe)
76. Alyx is great in hand to hand combat.
77. Alyx also has a great ass.

(and a bump to finish this off.)

[Mikhail]

78. Gordon Freeman can beat down a giant creature that can punt him 20 feet with a crobar.

[Silence)]

79.Adrian Shepard is a bad ass.