[Out of date] Kira's Karbines - Substitute Arms Dealer

[Spades_Neil]

You find a note pinned to the door of Kira's Karbines, arms dealership. It wasn't there the day before, and it seems to be hastily written out--but it is in fact Kira's handwriting. It seems she was in a rush.

Dear loyal customers,

Due to unforeseen events involving my supplier, it may be a while before I am able to return to my usual shop for proper business. Fortunately, before I left, I hired a new clerk named Garret who will be taking my place at any time that I am not available.

I understand there have been some unfortunate issues regarding two new mercenaries I also hired while I was gone. I was receiving reports of their negative activities. However, this has since been dealt with. If you have any further complaints about the mercenaries of Kira's Karbines acting like raiders and bandits, please, do inform me or Garret and I will begin a proper investigation and deal with any parties guilty. My mercenaries are contracted killers only. Hired gunmen, guards, and bounty hunters. Not raiders. If I hear otherwise, I will begin an investigation and personally punish all parties guilty.

In the mean time, I hope you give Garret the same trust and respect you've given me for so long. I can't wait to get back!

Sincerely,
Kira Alekhin

Indeed, Kira's Karbines is still open. Yet, rather than the usual familiar gunwoman, instead there stands a well groomed (for waster standards anyway) man in a business suit, ready to take your order.

[Spades_Neil]

And now this post is OOC.

If you guys need guns, there's someone to take my place while I'm gone.

Before any of you cry monopoly, I don't get a penny from his profits. Oh, and by the way, I wouldn't have hired him if I cared about profits. I'm here to serve the server. Not line my wallet. Besides, even when I do get back, I might be too busy admin-ing to sell guns. But you guys still need guns regardless.

So Garret is my replacement whenever I am not available due to timezones, admin duties, or accidentally banning myself for the next 500,000 years. :D






And I swear there are other traders I am forgetting about. If you're a trader with access to guns, ammo, or both, post below to remind me and tell who your character is, and I'll update the above post to make it ICly relevant. I know Jakob for example has had access to ammunition even though he's an armorer. Which reminds me,
Kira's Karbines doesn't sell armor!

kthx

[jaik]

Jakob isn't a trader.

[Spades_Neil]

Jakob isn't a trader.

He says he isn't, but did you take away his T-flags yet?

[R3BooT]

@ the survery, back in my days we had to use our fists and not some fancy-shamsy laser rifle!

[jaik]

Jakob isn't a trader.

He says he isn't, but did you take away his T-flags yet?

Yes

[Wolfinton]

Yeah, fuck that shit. I am NOT becoming a trader again just to be told I am not on enough of the time. I may possibly make a secondary character who sells armour if people cry "ARMOUR" too much, but don't count on him being my main character.

[Spades_Neil]

Jakob isn't a trader.

He says he isn't, but did you take away his T-flags yet?

Yes

Yeah, fuck that shit. I am NOT becoming a trader again just to be told I am not on enough of the time. I may possibly make a secondary character who sells armour if people cry "ARMOUR" too much, but don't count on him being my main character.

k

[Turkey]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

[Spades_Neil]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

You never have anything nice to say, do you?

Go away now.

[Wolfinton]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

[R3BooT]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

KC sounds kind of stupid, don't you think?

Edit: Inside joke removed.

[Spades_Neil]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

KC sounds kind of stupid, don't you think? Plus you could turn that into KFC.

Exactly.

The K is a completely intentional misspelling of the word 'Carbine'.

[jaik]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

KC sounds kind of stupid, don't you think? Plus you could turn that into KFC.

Exactly.

The K is a completely intentional misspelling of the word 'Carbine'.

Kool Kira's Karbines

[Turkey]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

Go away now.

Make me.

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

oh, very clever.

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

KC sounds kind of stupid, don't you think? Plus you could turn that into KFC.

Kiras Carbines
Kiras Karbines
Kiras KCarbines

wat

[Poopship]

I made an asian say Lulu lemons once, he said "Ruru Remons", it was funny. His name is Ryan Choi.

[R3BooT]

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

Go away now.

Make me.

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

oh, very clever.

TBH, the name Kira's Karbines is dumb, Why is the Carbines spelled k. http://donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/Karbine Is that what you sell?

I always assumed it was Spades making it a K to make the name sound clever due to alliteration.

KC sounds kind of stupid, don't you think? Plus you could turn that into KFC.

Kiras Carbines
Kiras Karbines
Kiras KCarbines

wat

Stop trolling the entire thread please.

[mxh24]

Lol, Thanks kira (But it is combat armour now :D)