TF2 - What should I rename my...

[OrangeReal]

What should I rename my Towering Pillar of Hats to, and my Officer's Ushanka to? (Or rename a weapon in my backpack, http://www.tf2items.com/id/DoomsProfile, instead.)

[Bl★ck Star]

Call it your Towering Pillar of hats "The Awesome Hat Tower for Pro's"
and call the Ushanka "The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Bear fur Hat"

[Lucidius]

Name the knife Orange Peeler