Tetzatz`u

[Zstan]

Lost OST - Life & Death
Note: the "bio" is a WIP, and I will update with new journal entries.
This is pretty much my application to be a Jagaluk. (Admin approval needed..I think?)

*Translated by a AI*
Day one: I awoke in a pod, electrical sparks going off overhead, smelled like burning gas.. I unhooked the safety strap that layed across my chest, and got out of the seat I awoke in. I inspected my surrounding, and saw a note pinned by a single tack, to the door of my pod. It read "We will miss you" and that is all, I expected it to be from my parents.

I pushed the button next to the door, thinking it was the button to open it, it didn't work so I started to kick it as hard as I could, 5 kicks later the hinges tore off and the door flew open.
I stepped outside..onto a type of material I have never felt before..I felt heat..my feet sank into the ground below as I walked, walked aimlessly through this place.

Day six: I have found a oasis, a water hole out here, I still don't know what to call this stuff I am walking on.. There were several tress near the oasis, I ripped off their leaves and stacked them near the water hole. I worked on making a shelter for about 4 hours, putting the leaves and branches I found into a tent like shape. I guess this is my new home.

Day eight: I found a rock buried underneath this..ground.. I picked up a stick, and started cutting the edges with the rock, attempting to make a spear..I needed food, I can't remember the last time I ate.

Day eight 1/2: I have finished making my spear, now to set out and hunt for some food.
I have found a sort of hive, filled with bug-like creatures on 4 legs. They seemed hostile
so I had to lure one out with a leaf I brought. It ran at me, and I gripped my spear and held as tight as I could, when it got close I shoved the spear into its head, pulled it out and thrusted again, not sure where I hit it this time. It laid there motionless..I picked it up and put it on my back, then I headed off back to my camp.

I got to my camp at nightfall, and I need a fire so I grabed 2 rocks and a stick, and started rubbing the stick up against the rocks, after a while there were sparks and a fire was created.

I had to beat the bug with a rock until it cracked open and I could reach its insides.
I ripped out it's guts and the other organs inside of it, and laid them on a leaf.
Then held the organs over the fire, until they were good enough to eat.


Day 251: (WIP)  

[Genesis]

Scary alien man.

[Col. StaR]

This is pretty much my application to be a Jagaluk. (Admin approval needed..I think?)

Yes, it needs to be approved.
No, I really don't want to start with the Jagaluks again. When they weren't being poked and made fun of, they were somehow gaining magic powers which brought people back to life and summoned stuff (All happened before Episode 2 came out, so they get points for originality).

[Zstan]

Haha. I don't think I'll be using any magic powers. Ever. I hate that overpowered shit, my character is just a Jagaluk Mercenary.

[Jones815]

Scary ass Jagaluk for the record XD

[Afromana]

Oh dem Jagaluks, I remember when I was the first Jagaluk barkeep :V